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BTW, this means I formally announce my retirement from all positions at the Security Office and the Security Council, etc.
Those positions I held for life--unless I otherwise retired from. Consider this my two weeks notice two weeks too late.
Now that *that* thankless job is dunzo I'm hittin the streets. First recruit? Eryk Davis Ester. I need someone to play the bongos at are next 'happening'.
From: If you don't want my peaches, honey... | Registered: Sep 2003
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Eryk Davis Ester
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Yay! I'm totally onboard!
From: Liberty City | Registered: Jul 2003
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BEAT THE SYSTEM!!! I totally want to join your rebellious group of rebels!
Oh. And what benefits would we get in the RMB? Dental?
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Free booze, drugs, bad poetry, lots of teen angst (even for non-teens), increased amounts of tension and conflict with the rest of the board (we'll figure out the why midway through), all kinds of sexual innuendo and possible debauchery, lots of groovy music that often include the bongos, tamborine and of course the mellatron, and most likely tatoos.
Also no leaders but lots of people posturing as leaders.
Possibly removing all upper-case letters from our usernames. Maybe some new cool signature or tidbit underneath the avatar.
Lose a tooth, get two free (that's our dental).
Medical? Well, Dr. Mayavale is our doctor.
From: If you don't want my peaches, honey... | Registered: Sep 2003
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Booze, bad poetry, and bongos? Sweet! And two teeth for the price of one? That's a deal.
Though of course I'm gonna need multiple piercings to go along with my tattoos. And I think I'd rather have Doctor Who or Doc Ock be our resident physician than Dr. Mayavale.
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You know that any so-called "RMB" has absolutely no shot of getting its sea legs without Lard Lad (or his algorithmic equivalent) being associated with it!
So, yes, this is the part where you offer me an appropriate bribe. Don't insult me by pretending you don't know the terms--either the minimum for me to provide the appearance of being associated...or the maximum for me to actually participate!
Make sure you are prompt!
-------------------- "Suck it, depressos!"--M. Lash
From: The Underbelly of Society | Registered: Jul 2003
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I'm warning you all. This liberal idealism is pointless.
We shape institutions to our ideals. Henceforth, these institutions shape us towards the ideals that we hold high. Because we are weak willed and morally feeble, we should be wary of destroying our institutions. If society's institutions are weakened, individuals will face and fall to their own base morals and fall in the face of temptation.
Therefore this rebellion is ridiculous. What happens when your individual rebels rebel against the hierarchy of the rebellion? Will they form yet another splinter faction? And splinter on until all we are is a group of base individuals at each others' throats in the throes of primal savagery.
No I say. As a duly elected Deputy I object to this notion. And further It's not like Cobie was forced to give up debauchery by an LMB diktat. He chose a stable relationship of his own volition.
Therefore I'm sending the first squad of my "FratBoy Accountant-Trainees in really tight pants" to freeze the RMB's monies pending a full audit.
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Too bad Nova that you became one of them!. There's always a place for you here, whether you want your own tent or to share mine or someone else's.
Lardy algorithm, you know I can't help but feel that you are inherently evil, sent here by the former Computer Tyrant. However, I'd rather have you close. So my offer? I'll reveal to you what really happened on 1/11/2008. At last--you'll know the secret of what we found.
From: If you don't want my peaches, honey... | Registered: Sep 2003
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You know what this rebellion needs to succeed? Rules and structure.
-------------------- Five billion years from now the Sun will go nova and obliterate the Earth. Don't sweat the small stuff!
From: Boston | Registered: Aug 2003
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Rebellion, eh? Will there be bloodshed? Will there be gratuitous violence? Will there be witty rhetoric?
If you can promise me at least two of the above, I'll join your rebellion ... hell, I'll fire the first shot ...
<splash>
-------------------- Just when you thought it was safe to go back in the water...
From: The waters off eastern Long Island | Registered: Jul 2003
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