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Kent just got himself named our front man and de facto leader!
From: If you don't want my peaches, honey... | Registered: Sep 2003
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Let me rephrase an old American speech from old Earth on this one.
The Perpetuation of Our Political Institutions by Abraham Lincoln (as adapted by Nova Girl for this foolish rebellion)
At what point shall we expect the approach of danger? By what means shall we fortify against it? Shall we expect some transgalactic military giant, to step the abyss of space, and crush us at a blow? Never! All the armies of Khundia, Barbarians Hordes and Angry Feminist Planets combined, with all the credits in the universe (our own excepted) in their military chest; with a Bonaparte for a commander, could not by force, take a drink from the Weisinger River, or make a track on Levitz Plaza, in a Trial of a thousand years.
At what point then is the approach of danger to be expected? I answer, if it ever reach us, it must spring up amongst us. It cannot come from abroad. If destruction be our lot, we must ourselves be its author and finisher. As a nation of free women (and the boys who we allow to think themselves free), we must live forever, or die by suicide.
So DUDES CLEAR THOSE REBELS OUT, DON'T SPARE THE ELECTRIC LASH EITHER.
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Who said anything about an outright civil war rebellion? I'm talking cultural rebellion, brother. I'm talking changing the way we think. The way we live. Maybe listening to Arrested Development's "Mr. Wendal" a little more.
We don't have any reason to fight, because you don't have anything we want.
Some of you have been rebelling your whole lives and you just didn't know it. Welcome back to the fight--this time your side has already won once you become aware of it.
From: If you don't want my peaches, honey... | Registered: Sep 2003
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quote:Originally posted by Cobalt Kid: Lardy algorithm, you know I can't help but feel that you are inherently evil, sent here by the former Computer Tyrant. However, I'd rather have you close. So my offer? I'll reveal to you what really happened on 1/11/2008. At last--you'll know the secret of what we found.
I've submitted my program to yor Security Offices and there was absolutely nothing found to support your baseless suspicion. Further, I was mentioned in Lardy's will, and Doctor One testified that he helped Lardy program me! You are so terribly STUPID that I don't understand why the real Lardy valued your friendship so much!!!
However, your terms are sufficient to earn my status as a figurehead for your RMB, provided you offer this disclosure post haste. (If you want my actual participation, you'll have to offer up the other thing.)
Clock's tickin'...
-------------------- "Suck it, depressos!"--M. Lash
From: The Underbelly of Society | Registered: Jul 2003
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quote:Originally posted by Cobalt Kid: You know what? The LMB has become too much like 'the man' for my tastes. You've all gone management and I don't need that jazz.
I'm splittin' gang. Cuttin' out. Forming a new LMB--which doesn't need all this structure you put in place.
Wanna join up? Fine by me. Just don't go tryin' out or nothing. And don't go expectin nothin either.
The 'R' is for Rebels. The Rebel Message Board Posters.
Gasp! Horrors!
Has the curse of Dr. Mayavale inflicted the Great Hero? Will Cobalt kid Lead a Space-Rebellion?
Am I Too Late?
-------------------- When you're in Danger or in Trouble I will be there on the Double.
From: Medicus Two | Registered: Dec 2003
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quote:Originally posted by Cobalt Kid: Lardy algorithm, you know I can't help but feel that you are inherently evil, sent here by the former Computer Tyrant. However, I'd rather have you close. So my offer? I'll reveal to you what really happened on 1/11/2008. At last--you'll know the secret of what we found.
I've submitted my program to yor Security Offices and there was absolutely nothing found to support your baseless suspicion. Further, I was mentioned in Lardy's will, and Doctor One testified that he helped Lardy program me! You are so terribly STUPID that I don't understand why the real Lardy valued your friendship so much!!!
However, your terms are sufficient to earn my status as a figurehead for your RMB, provided you offer this disclosure post haste. (If you want my actual participation, you'll have to offer up the other thing.)
Clock's tickin'...
Figurehead? I think not. You have much to prove Largorithm. Much indeed.
As for your answers, they shall come in time. When you're ready. <rueful devious smile>
From: If you don't want my peaches, honey... | Registered: Sep 2003
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quote:Originally posted by Cobalt Kid: BTW, this means I formally announce my retirement from all positions at the Security Office and the Security Council, etc.
Those positions I held for life--unless I otherwise retired from. Consider this my two weeks notice two weeks too late.
Now that *that* thankless job is dunzo I'm hittin the streets. First recruit? Eryk Davis Ester. I need someone to play the bongos at are next 'happening'.
Hmmm.....
I think I found the reason for Cobalt Kid's resignation as Security Chief and forming this Counter-culture revolution.
quote:Originally posted by Fat Cramer: In German-speaking central Europe there was usually a Pritschenkonig (King of the Whip) who combined the roles of police chief and poet laureate. He was expected to keep order and provide festive verses.
We need more festive verses from our Security Chief. I don't know about the whip business.
-------------------- Five billion years from now the Sun will go nova and obliterate the Earth. Don't sweat the small stuff!
From: Boston | Registered: Aug 2003
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