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This is the thread in which you are to ask whatever questions you will of candidates once they have declared their candidacy. (Please understand most of these candidates are people you wouldn't want washing your car or mowing your lawn when formulating the questions).
The candidates are commanded to answer the questions as untruthfully and/or as self-servingly as is appropriate.
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Please discuss which bribes you will be offering and the relative worth of said bribes in credits please. As well, we would like a list of all shady organizations you have ever been a member off, associated with, or have a friend of a friend of a friend that has a tenous connection with said organizations at best.
Thank you and I'll hang up and take your response off the air.
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While I would assume that it's a given that each of your respective platforms will include the repeal of the ban on three-martini lunches as fully tax-deductable business expenses, I think the real question is: what is your position on olive stuffing?
Do you favor garlic, pimento, hot pepper or au naturale?
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Public hangings were a great way to socialize and meet other people in ancient times. Will you try to bring these back?
From: If you don't want my peaches, honey... | Registered: Sep 2003
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cleome46
or you can do the confusion 'til your head falls off
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Candidates,
Could we temper CK's extremism by perhaps just publicly hanging a dead fish around the necks of offenders for a few days until they repent of all wrongdoing? Or would you consider that a waste of a perfectly good dead fish?
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cleome46
or you can do the confusion 'til your head falls off
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quote:Originally posted by Exnihil: Candidates,
While I would assume that it's a given that each of your respective platforms will include the repeal of the ban on three-martini lunches as fully tax-deductable business expenses, I think the real question is: what is your position on olive stuffing?
Do you favor garlic, pimento, hot pepper or au naturale?
And on a related note: Does this turn you on?
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From: Vanity, OR | Registered: Dec 2008
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Faraway Lad
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What is your postion on the stone age. Is it a good place to go to?
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From: Newcastle upon Tyne England | Registered: Jul 2003
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future king
Excuse me but can you please direct me to the La Brea Tar Pits in Los Angeles?
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Why should Canadians give a rat's ass anyway?
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quote:Originally posted by rickshaw1: To each candidate:
Please discuss which bribes you will be offering and the relative worth of said bribes in credits please. As well, we would like a list of all shady organizations you have ever been a member off, associated with, or have a friend of a friend of a friend that has a tenous connection with said organizations at best.
Thank you and I'll hang up and take your response off the air.
Well, how about a free fuel card to start. It never runs out of credots, and is also good for snacks at any roadside shop.
I'm afraid the other information is classified...but let's just say that I may know where Hoffa is.
From: Turn around... | Registered: Jul 2003
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While I would assume that it's a given that each of your respective platforms will include the repeal of the ban on three-martini lunches as fully tax-deductable business expenses, I think the real question is: what is your position on olive stuffing?
Do you favor garlic, pimento, hot pepper or au naturale?
Pimento needs to be the first choice, followed by hot peppers.
From: Turn around... | Registered: Jul 2003
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quote:Originally posted by Cobalt Kid: Candidates,
Public hangings were a great way to socialize and meet other people in ancient times. Will you try to bring these back?
I prefer to go with public canings...but hangings are not off the table, or chairs for that matter.
From: Turn around... | Registered: Jul 2003
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Could we temper CK's extremism by perhaps just publicly hanging a dead fish around the necks of offenders for a few days until they repent of all wrongdoing? Or would you consider that a waste of a perfectly good dead fish?
It would work as long as we make those people also take the roley poley fish heads to a movie.
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