quote:Originally posted by rickshaw1: Candidates, My son will be turning six this year. I am in need of people to dress as clowns and be physically pummeled, drink to excess and pass out while in said clown outfit, and then tossed into the canal out behind where my folks live. There will be little money involved, and pictures will be taken of you for internet humiliation purposes.
First one to volunteer not only gets my vote, but a freeopen bottle of beerused.
Whom will it be?
I volunteer my worthy opponent.
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From: The Pyngwyn Colonies of Planet Hyustyn | Registered: Aug 2005
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A cruiser leaves Legion World traveling at half the speed of light for 31 parsecs, while a second cruiser, departing a half an hour later, travels at one third the speed of light for half the distance. A third departs at the same time as the second, traveling in the opposite direction, but has a stopover at Nullport for one hour before continuing on for two times the distance of the first, but only at half the speed of the second. A fourth is delayed for repairs, departing two hours behind schedule, but offers the passengers a voucher for future travel, and a complimentary breakfast. My question is, what do you plan on doing about the trending depopulation of Legion World?
quote:Originally posted by rickshaw1: Candidates, My son will be turning six this year. I am in need of people to dress as clowns and be physically pummeled, drink to excess and pass out while in said clown outfit, and then tossed into the canal out behind where my folks live. There will be little money involved, and pictures will be taken of you for internet humiliation purposes.
First one to volunteer not only gets my vote, but a freeopen bottle of beerused.
Whom will it be?
I volunteer my worthy opponent.
Having two kids myself, this actually sound relaxing. I'm in.
From: Turn around... | Registered: Jul 2003
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Which of the candidates has a platform closest to Plato's Republic. I'm voting for that.
From: Canada | Registered: Apr 2005
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Eryk Davis Ester
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Jeepers! Why haven't any serious candidates, like Thora, Mayavale, or Giant Robotic Lesbian declared their candidacies?
From: Liberty City | Registered: Jul 2003
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I have nothing to hide. I was, in my foolish youth, associated with the radical feminist fringe on the planet Amotseme. I then spent several disollute years partying like there was no tomorrow in the Voiiach system, until I got my head together and went back to school for my degree in Psychotronics. Since then, I have worked tirelessly to bring a smile to the faces of anyone who needs an escape from mundane reality.
The image below does indeed turn me on...
...because, again, I have nothing to hide. I am, to use the term coined by the great Sophie B. Hawkins, omnisexual and proud. And so I vow to uphold the egalitarian standards of Legion World while maintaining its GLBTQ-friendliness.
Now, on to weightier topics, such as...
Olives -- au naturale for me.
Stone Age -- did you know that the great voice actor John Stephenson has played Mr. Slate for 50 years?
Canada -- It may have given us Shania Twain, but it also gave us Joni Mitchell.
Plato -- You say Plato, I say Aristotle. Let's call the whole thing off.
quote:Originally posted by Tamper Lad: Which of the candidates has a platform closest to Plato's Republic. I'm voting for that.
I have placed a platform shoe on a copy of Plato's Republic. You can't get much closer than that!
-------------------- The only character in all of literature who has been described as "badnass" while using the phrase "vile miscreant."
From: The Pyngwyn Colonies of Planet Hyustyn | Registered: Aug 2005
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quote:Originally posted by rickshaw1: Look, are you really expecting logic from me?
No. Next question?
-------------------- The only character in all of literature who has been described as "badnass" while using the phrase "vile miscreant."
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quote:Originally posted by Eryk Davis Ester: Jeepers! Why haven't any serious candidates, like Thora, Mayavale, or Giant Robotic Lesbian declared their candidacies?
They're obviously threatened...and they have not even seen who my running mate is.
From: Turn around... | Registered: Jul 2003
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