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Q: What is Jason Woodrue's best pick-up line?
A: Best comeback? All he did was shave!
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Q: What did the press bring up in order to politely avoid the subject of Zero Hour Star Boy's costume ?
A: Walk North about three blocks, then turn left at the cosmetology school. You can't miss it.
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Q: How do I get to Lyle and Condo's new B&B The CU(NO3)2 Arms ?
A: The Miss Femnaz Pageant
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Q: What did Limbaugh 5 need all those sleep-constructed girl androids for ?
A: Well, okay. But only if we're really in love.
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Q: Can I stop calling you 'sir,' Peppermint Patty?
A: A fedora, a pack of Lucky Strikes cigarettes, a steamer ticket on the Olympic and a Tran-suit.
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Q: What line from the 31st Century "authentic translation" of The Rubiyat finally made Superboy laugh until he cried ?
A: A density exceeding that of room-temperature water, but not exceeding that of liquid mercury.
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Q: How did Vi describe Kal-El's tears?
A: Athramite bowling
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Q: What name did an alternate universe Lar Gand adopt when he crash landed in Wally and the Beaver's back yard and was falsely believed to be a distant cousin?
A: Yes, we have no banyo fruit
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Q: What encoded phrase did the Espionage Squad use to inform President Allon that they'd indeed drafted Fruit Boy to lead that "very special" mission against the Monsanto Empire?
A: Out of an orange-colored, purple-striped, fruity green polka-dot sky.
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Q: Where will John Edwards' next chance at political office come from?
A: No, No, NO! Twice to the left, once to the right, then stop when you hear a click!
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Q: What badly proofread holo-listing resulted in a total misunderstanding of that neat new oenophile-martial arts show from Drura's homeworld?
A: I've got ladyfingers.
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