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The Man From Cargg
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A: Magnetic nipples

Q: What item is Sensor currently shopping for in order to complete her new look?

A: Nardo's third eye.

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Q: What's round, plastic and glued to some alien's forhead just so others can think he's all smart and stuff (oooh, a third eye -- he must be enlightened and can see stuff we can't)?

A: Because she thought it was really Cham.

[ July 17, 2003, 09:10 AM: Message edited by: DrakeB3003 ]

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Q- Why did Ayla just spend an hour flirting with that Octo-cat?

A- Because Kid Psycho's turban was at the dry-cleaners...

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Q: Why did Brin wipe his ass with Gim's giant shirt?

A: "That's why they call me 'Iron Butt'"

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A: "That's why they call me 'Iron Butt'"

Q: How did Ferro respond when asked what happened to the toilet?

A: "Where are my telepathic plugs?!?!"

[ July 18, 2003, 10:59 PM: Message edited by: LARDLAD ]

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A: "Where are my telepathic plugs?!?!"

Q: What was Garth wondering at 3AM when Imra was mentally snoring (again)?

A: Supergirl's boots

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Q: What completes the rarely used, and not particularly witty, 30th century saying, "Don't judge those who cross-dress and wear lead masks when suffering from amnesia until you've walked a mile in..."

A: Sensor's new hands

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A: Sensor's new hands

Q: What is the #1 fetish among racoons in the 31st century?

A: Sharn Nux's prom dress

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quote:
Originally posted by Fat Cramer:

A: Sharn Nux's prom dress

Q: Old Robotica bar joke: what spends more time in the air than a monarch butterfly on migration?

A: quantum bubbles

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quote:
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[QUOTE]Originally posted by Fat Cramer:
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A: quantum bubbles

Q: What appears in Kid Quantum's bathwater when she indiscreetly lets one go?

A: Accelerating chemical reactions.

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A: accelerating chemical reactions

Q: Why was Jenni tossed out of Chem lab?

A: Saturn Girl's wardrobe

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Q: What's pink and white and smells like Jo Nah's aftershave?

A: Dr Gym'll's fast-acting ointment.

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quote:
Originally posted by DrakeB3003:

A: Dr Gym'll's fast-acting ointment.

Q: What's great for Dirk's frequent recurring problems with STD's?

A: Atmos's armpits.

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Q- Where'd I leave that test-tube of flesh-eating virus?

A- Because somebody had to eat the Miracle machine!

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quote:
Originally posted by Loser Lad:

A- Because somebody had to eat the Miracle machine!

Q: Why did Tenzil miss being crowned Homecoming King?

A: Gildishpan!

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