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Topic: Question me this!
The Man From Cargg
Substitute
posted July 17, 2003 09:02 AM
A: Magnetic nipples Q: What item is Sensor currently shopping for in order to complete her new look? A: Nardo's third eye. -------------------- The poster formerly known as Carggaphile.
From: Hamilton | Registered: Jul 2003
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DrakeB3004
Even sacks of anti-energy need lovin'
posted July 17, 2003 09:09 AM
Q: What's round, plastic and glued to some alien's forhead just so others can think he's all smart and stuff (oooh, a third eye -- he must be enlightened and can see stuff we can't)? A: Because she thought it was really Cham. [ July 17, 2003, 09:10 AM: Message edited by: DrakeB3003 ]
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Loser Lad
Stressed
posted July 18, 2003 10:37 AM
Q- Why did Ayla just spend an hour flirting with that Octo-cat? A- Because Kid Psycho's turban was at the dry-cleaners... --------------------The LMB Archives
From: The Loser Cave | Registered: Jul 2003
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DrakeB3004
Even sacks of anti-energy need lovin'
posted July 18, 2003 04:33 PM
Q: Why did Brin wipe his ass with Gim's giant shirt? A: "That's why they call me 'Iron Butt'"
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Lard Lad
Re-empowered!
posted July 18, 2003 10:58 PM
A: "That's why they call me 'Iron Butt'" Q: How did Ferro respond when asked what happened to the toilet? A: "Where are my telepathic plugs?!?!" [ July 18, 2003, 10:59 PM: Message edited by: LARDLAD ] -------------------- "Suck it, depressos!"--M. Lash
From: The Underbelly of Society | Registered: Jul 2003
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Thriftshop Debutante
Terrifyingly On-Topic.
posted July 19, 2003 04:01 AM
A: "Where are my telepathic plugs?!?!" Q: What was Garth wondering at 3AM when Imra was mentally snoring (again)? A: Supergirl's boots
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Eryk Davis Ester
Created from the Cosmic Legends of the Universe!
posted July 19, 2003 07:59 PM
Q: What completes the rarely used, and not particularly witty, 30th century saying, "Don't judge those who cross-dress and wear lead masks when suffering from amnesia until you've walked a mile in..." A: Sensor's new hands [ July 19, 2003, 07:59 PM: Message edited by: Eryk Davis Ester ]
From: Liberty City | Registered: Jul 2003
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Fat Cramer
Rich and flaky
posted July 20, 2003 03:20 PM
A: Sensor's new hands Q: What is the #1 fetish among racoons in the 31st century? A: Sharn Nux's prom dress -------------------- Holy Cats of Egypt!
From: Café Cramer | Registered: Jul 2003
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Blockade Boy
Legionnaire!
posted July 20, 2003 07:27 PM
quote: Originally posted by Fat Cramer: A: Sharn Nux's prom dress Q: Old Robotica bar joke: what spends more time in the air than a monarch butterfly on migration? A: quantum bubbles
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Lard Lad
Re-empowered!
posted July 21, 2003 12:18 AM
quote: Originally posted by Blockade Boy: [QUOTE]Originally posted by Fat Cramer: [qb] A: quantum bubbles Q: What appears in Kid Quantum's bathwater when she indiscreetly lets one go? A: Accelerating chemical reactions. -------------------- "Suck it, depressos!"--M. Lash
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Thriftshop Debutante
Terrifyingly On-Topic.
posted July 21, 2003 12:22 AM
A: accelerating chemical reactions Q: Why was Jenni tossed out of Chem lab? A: Saturn Girl's wardrobe
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DrakeB3004
Even sacks of anti-energy need lovin'
posted July 21, 2003 12:48 AM
Q: What's pink and white and smells like Jo Nah's aftershave? A: Dr Gym'll's fast-acting ointment.
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Lard Lad
Re-empowered!
posted July 21, 2003 01:47 AM
quote: Originally posted by DrakeB3003: A: Dr Gym'll's fast-acting ointment. Q: What's great for Dirk's frequent recurring problems with STD's? A: Atmos's armpits. -------------------- "Suck it, depressos!"--M. Lash
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Loser Lad
Stressed
posted July 21, 2003 02:29 AM
Q- Where'd I leave that test-tube of flesh-eating virus? A- Because somebody had to eat the Miracle machine! --------------------The LMB Archives
From: The Loser Cave | Registered: Jul 2003
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Lard Lad
Re-empowered!
posted July 22, 2003 09:11 PM
quote: Originally posted by Loser Lad: A- Because somebody had to eat the Miracle machine! Q: Why did Tenzil miss being crowned Homecoming King? A: Gildishpan! -------------------- "Suck it, depressos!"--M. Lash
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