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Topic: Question me this!
Loser Lad
Stressed
posted July 22, 2003 11:16 PM
Q- Where the hell should I put my gildishes?!? A- Even R.J. couldn't afford that ... [ July 23, 2003, 12:13 AM: Message edited by: Loser Lad ] --------------------The LMB Archives
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Lard Lad
Re-empowered!
posted July 22, 2003 11:40 PM
A: Even R.J. couldn't afford that Q: What was overheard when a group of Legion girls were talking about getting a boob-job to obtain a rack like Saturn Girl's? A: Nardo's other eye. -------------------- "Suck it, depressos!"--M. Lash
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Eryk Davis Ester
Created from the Cosmic Legends of the Universe!
posted July 25, 2003 09:54 PM
Q: What did Nardo bring up in a pathetic attempt to top Ethel? A: On Planet Koobar
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Thriftshop Debutante
Terrifyingly On-Topic.
posted July 25, 2003 10:01 PM
A: On Planet Koobar Q: Where did Sugyn like to get Koodrunk? A: Element Lad and Shrinking Violet
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Eryk Davis Ester
Created from the Cosmic Legends of the Universe!
posted July 25, 2003 10:05 PM
A: Element Lad and Shrinking Violet Q: Who could help me with my pigmentation problems and what needs to be done? A: The night-roaming phanders!
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Lightning Lad
Founder
posted July 25, 2003 10:06 PM
quote: Originally posted by Thriftshop Debutante:A: Element Lad and Shrinking Violet Q: Who will be the next Legion couple to appear on the Jerry Springer Show 3003? A: Dev-Em and the moon.
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Lightning Lad
Founder
posted July 25, 2003 10:08 PM
Looks like EDE was quicker on the enter key than myself so: A: The night-roaming phanders! Q: Who are Nardo's love slaves? A: Dev-Em and the moon.
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Fat Cramer
Rich and flaky
posted July 26, 2003 02:34 AM
A: Dev-Em and the moon Q: With whom and where was Calamity King last seen? A: Comet the Super-horse on Naltor -------------------- Holy Cats of Egypt!
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Thriftshop Debutante
Terrifyingly On-Topic.
posted July 26, 2003 03:05 AM
A: Comet the Super-horse on Naltor Q: A horse is a horse of course, of course, unless it's ___________________________. (And even non-Naltorians can predict that he'll be at the end of the parade.) A: Dr. Gym'll
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Eryk Davis Ester
Created from the Cosmic Legends of the Universe!
posted July 26, 2003 10:47 AM
A: Dr. Gym'll Q: Who probably not the best person to go to with my purple skin complexion problems? A: Three-Eyed Sam from the Planet Wham!
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Blockade Boy
Legionnaire!
posted July 26, 2003 12:48 PM
quote: Originally posted by Eryk Davis Ester: A: Three-Eyed Sam from the Planet Wham! Q: What was George Michael's undercover name on the Super Stalag? A: Hoover, 13 hands, and Reep.
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DrakeB3004
Even sacks of anti-energy need lovin'
posted July 26, 2003 03:08 PM
Q: What do you need to party-down, Durlan style?? A: Charma, Chameleon
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Eryk Davis Ester
Created from the Cosmic Legends of the Universe!
posted July 26, 2003 03:37 PM
A: Charma, Chameleon Q: What names went through Lyle's head before finally realizing, "Oh, I get it... 'C' stands for 'Condo'!" A: "I'll handle the god!"
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Thriftshop Debutante
Terrifyingly On-Topic.
posted July 26, 2003 04:48 PM
A: "I'll handle the god!" Q: What were reportedly Floyd's last words? A: Curt Swan
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Fat Cramer
Rich and flaky
posted July 27, 2003 02:37 AM
A: Curt Swan Q: Who, in a bout of insecurity, modeled the Wierdo Legionnaire after himself? A: Kid Quantum stepping out of the shower, again. -------------------- Holy Cats of Egypt!
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