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Q: What did Cham say to Rokk explaining why he shouldn't "pow" if Rokk overdid the "lovey-dovey" act?
A: You're soaking in it!
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Q: [Yera:] Mrs. Allon, when do we get to this "Mikveh" that Gim was talking about?
A: Two times that.
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Q: What did Luornu tell Dirk when he asked if he really had zero chance with her?
A: I'd like to buy a vowel.
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Q: What did the president of Bgztl say that got him thrown out of office?
A: Here's lookin' at you, Kid.
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Q: What was the working title of 3010's Interplanetary Academy Award Winner For Best Director (The cloned Preston Sturges, helming a delightful screwball comedy where Lyle and Jacques went on a road trip to the past with Eyeful Ethel.)
A: I don't know where it's coming from, Officer, but it's giving me one hell of a headache.
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Q: What did the people of Bgtzl say when Tyroc's screams started being heard in their dimension?
A: Consolation flight belts
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Q: What did the committee that posed as "Justin Thyme" receive in return for adhering to that ten-year oath of silence?
A: Offer valid in all U.P. territories, except New Canada.
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Q: What was written on the fine print in the "All-the-Maple-Syrup-You-Can-Eat" Gift Certificate offered as a second place prize in the Bismoll Olympics?
A: The Secret Origin of Porcupine Pete
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Q: What was really under the "treasure-stone" unearthed by Geraldo Rivera's film crew in Needles, CA last year?
A: That doesn't belong in coffee!
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Q: What is often heard when Arm-Fall-Off-Boy visits the Super Starbucks...of Space!
A: I have never calculated them, but I am sure they are astronomical.
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Q: How many times have Legion members been caught watching the Moopsball playoffs when they were supposed to be on monitor duty instead?
A: Grife! I turn my back for one lousy nanosecond, and now look at it!
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Excuse me but can you please direct me to the La Brea Tar Pits in Los Angeles?
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quote:Originally posted by cleome: Q: How many times have Legion members been caught watching the Moopsball playoffs when they were supposed to be on monitor duty instead?
A: Grife! I turn my back for one lousy nanosecond, and now look at it!
cleome46
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Harrumph!
I thought that was a rather sedate question, compared to some of the ones that appear earlier in the thread.
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