-------------------- Remember : It's not technically a suckerpunch if you yell ''DEFEND YOURSELF SPROCKER!'' two seconds before you let him have it.
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Penicilin defeats tuberculosis fever induced fictional pigs.
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Pharmacists defeat penicillin by historical overdistribution for non-threatening infections.
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A gonorrhea outbreak among teens beats penicilin by rendering it a useless medicine that cannot treat it.
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Abstinence beats both gonorrhea and pharmacists (by cutting down condom sales and driving them out of business!).
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A boring suburban life beats Lad Boy, because a boring suburban life beats all people as they enter middle age.
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Legion World beats a boring suburban life by providing stimulating contact with a wide array of immeasurably intelligent and sexy people from outside the suburbs.
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Gary and Scott are beat by a massive power outage across the entire western US.
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Massive power outage is beat when power is restored by Aunt Clara from Bewitched remembering the spell she accidentally cast to cause it in the first place.
-------------------- The only character in all of literature who has been described as "badnass" while using the phrase "vile miscreant."
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Endless reruns on cable defeats initial poor ratings.
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-------------------- The only character in all of literature who has been described as "badnass" while using the phrase "vile miscreant."
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