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“Even as wisdom often comes from the mouths of babes, so does it often come from the mouths of old people. The golden rule is to test everything in the light of reason and experience, no matter from where it comes.” - Gandhi
“When I examine myself and my methods of thought, I come to the conclusion that the gift of fantasy has meant more to me than any talent for abstract, positive thinking.” - Einstein
"Its good to be back here in the great state of Chicago!" - Dan Quayle
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“The purpose of writing is to inflate weak ideas, obscure pure reasoning, and inhibit clarity. With a little pratice, writing can be an intimidating and impenetrable fog!” - Calvin
“Nearly all men can withstand adversity; If you want to test a man's character, give him power.” - Abraham Lincoln
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“Computers are incredibly fast, accurate, and stupid. Human beings are incredibly slow, inaccurate, and brilliant. Together they are powerful beyond imagination.” - Einstein
“I have a hammer! I can put things together. I can tear things apart. I can alter my enviroment while making an incredible din the whole time. God, its great to be a male.” - Calvin
“Technological progress is like an axe in the hands of a pathological criminal.” - Einstein
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“An intellectual is a person who has discovered something more interesting than sex.” - Aldous Huxley
“Fantasy is a necessary ingrediant in living, it's a way of looking at life through the wrong end of a telescope and that enables you to laugh at life's realities.” - Dr. Suess
“The first duty of a revolutionary is to get away with it.” - Abbie Hoffman
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"When I need alone time, I pull the fire alarm." - David Letterman's 'Top Ten Things Said by Disgruntled School Teachers'.
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“Back in high school, my buddies tried to put the make on anything that moved. I told them, ‘Why limit yourselves?’" - Emo Phillips
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"I would have said yes to abortion if only it was right. I mean, yeah it's right. Well no it's not right that's why I said no to it." - George W. Bush
"It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's the impurities in our air and water that are doing it." - Dan Quayle
“I think the surest sign that there is intelligent life out there in the universe is that none of it has tried to contact us.” - Calvin
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