Mayavale's apparition: You have grown, Tiffany Spiffany. That surprised me. But you're still a traitorus, betraying skanch! Mayavle shall return! Return! RETURNnnnnnnnnn.....****
Panel 3
Tiffany: Praise Mooga! I thought he'd NEVER leave.
Panel 4
Tiffany: Time for us to... *gasp!*
Panel 5
*shot of Tiffany surveying her bruised, battered and emotionally drained buds*
*Questar picks up Lester in his anti-grav field, while the others run from the monks*
Questar: While my teleportation powers seem to still be on the flux from Mayavale's meddling, I, Questar, can still give you a lift, Lester!
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Tiffany: *gasp!* There's that giant gorilla-thing that grabbed me...! It's now locked in an energy-cage!
Panel 2
*sees the preboot Sden*
Plant Lad: Dig that big lizard-looking dude with the tentacles-- reminds me of me when I'm an octopus vine-- 'cept I'm not that ugly. Check out that firey cage it's in...
Panel 3
*sees the preboot Mordecai*
Taryn: Look at THAT thing... I'd hate to have to go a round with it!
Panel 4
*sees the preboot Jungle King*
Lester: Poppin' hotties! Did you take a gander at that GORGEOUS dude in the leopard-skin loincloth...? What's he locked up for? Maybe we should go help him...
Panel 5
Tenzil: There's lots more folks and things down there, too. Maybe we Should...
Panel 6
*ship is struck my blaster fire*
Plant Lad: ...Get the eff out of here? Yep, we should.
Westerner: I agree with the rockabilly. Hang on tight, pardners, ladies...
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Panel 1
*The Setting Sun dodges laser fire from the planet*
Panel 2
Westerner: Yee-Haw!!! Looks like we got outta the range of them laser cannons!
Plant Lad: Good piloting, Tim-Thee!
Panel 3
Tenzil: That was impressive the way you took down Mayavale, Tiffany!
Tiffany (blushing slightly): Why, thanks! I don't know what came over me, exactly!
Panel 4
Taryn: You kind of surprised me as well. There may be a bit more to you than I thought at first.
Tiffany: I've been thinking... the way I went all crazy and took Mayavale down... maybe that's one of my powers as well?
Panel 5
Tenzil: You mean some kind of berserker fighting ability? Could be!
Lester: Oh, brother. Not more of Tiffany's supposed "powers".
Panel 6
Tiffany: Well, I don't know. But kicking six-armed hippie fanny sure takes a lot out of a girl! I think I'll go take a nap! Wake me when we get there!
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Tenzil: Jillikers! I just realized-- I don't know where "there" even IS! Our mission to defatass Lester has been a dismal failure...
Lester: TELL me about it!
Tenzil: ...and we can't return to Bismoll and I don't have a CLUE what to do next.
Panel 2
Taryn: Actually, I smoothed things over with Thora. In fact, to honor the deal I made with her, we will have to return to Bismoll.
Panel 3
Tenzil: Wow, Taryn! Good work! But I still can't help but wonder...
Panel 4
*looking at Noyd, Questar, Big Toes & Westerner*
Tenzil: ...well, about you guys.
Questar: What about us?
Plant Lad: Yeah, what about us?
Panel 5
Tenzil: Well, don't you all have, like, lives to get on with or something?
Panel 6
Questar: I, Questar, have no intention of returning to Zentor, the planet that deceived me so callously, until it is time to pick up my next paycheck for my holoshow! And even then I have no intentions of remaining there long. Instead, I, Questar, choose to accompany my new friends and the woman I... like a lot!
Panel 7
Plant Lad: And I sure as eff don't wanna return to Simballi. I've never been to Bismoll before... maybe I could score a record contract...
Panel 8
Westerner: Shucks, Tenzil-- without me, I don't even know how ya'll would GET to Bismoll. Looks like I'm along for the reide a mite longer.
Panel 9
Big Toes Boy: My role in this cosmodrama is predestined to be increased shortly. Therefore, he whom you all know as "Opposable Big Toes Boy" shall continue with you on this journey.
*Tiffany pushes Westerner aside, and is adjusting ship's controls*
Westerner: Smokin' succatash! What's got into you, gal?
Tiffany: We must land NOW and get off this ship!
Panel 2
Westerner: Shoot, li'l lady, if you need to use a lav, there's one in the back...
Tiffany: I don't! My super-female intuition has given me a premonition... if we remain aboard this ship, we will all perish!
Panel 3
Westerner: Shoot-a-mile, ma'am! Where'd you learn to program a ship like that?
Tiffany: I... don't know, I just knew. I must have absorbed the information from your mind with my ever-increasing powers! Gosh-- soon I'll be-- omnipotent!!
Panel 4
*Tenz, Taryn & Noyd enter*
Tenzil: What the sprock's going on?
Westerner: The li'l lady's done went and changed our course on us.
Panel 5
Taryn: Looks like we're going to be landing on that planet. The geogronav says it's named "Baskh".
Plant Lad: Never heard of it.
Panel 6
Tenzil: Tiffany! You can't just run around freaking out and mutinying and stuff.
Tiffany: When people question me, it makes my berserker rage kick in.
Tenzil: >Gulp!< Well, if Westerner doesn't mind a pit-stop...
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Panel 1
*Shot of the ship landing*
Panel 2
Tiffany: Now, we must get off immediately! I've foreseen the ship being destroyed in a terrible explosion!
Lester: Tiffany! Stop this stupid psychic crap now!
Panel 3
Tiffany: Don't make me angry, Lester!
Westerner: I think maybe it's best if we do as the li'l lady says!
Panel 4
*The gang disembarks the ship. They've landed on the outskirts of a Baskhian town*
Tenzil: Hmm... I wonder what kind of planet this is?
Taryn: Just be careful, everyone.
Panel 5
*The gang begins to walk into the Baskhian town. Noticeably, all of the citizens are dressed in black.*
Tenzil: Hmm... not much for the latest fashion trends, are they? I wonder if there's a store that sells sunglasses around here?
Panel 6
*Tenzil inside a store, spies an aisle with Umbra 3000s*
Tenzil: Ah, yes! Hmm... hope they take Venusian Walking Money!
Panel 7
*Tenz leaves the store, wearing his new Umbra 3000s*
Tenzil: Ah, now I feel complete again! And I picked up an extra pair in case we need to make that chili recipe again!
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*The gang are in a restaurant*
caption: The planet Baskh...
Tenzil: So, exactly how long do we have to wait on this planet before it's safe to leave?
Tiffany: I... I don't know. I foresaw the Westerner's ship, the Setting Sun, being destroyed in a terrible explosion. I'm not sure when...
Panel 2
Lester: So we're stuck on this stupid planet with all these stupid people moping around dressed in their stupid all black jumpsuits because of you stupid belief that you've got psychic powers? Does anyone else think this sounds stupid?
Panel 3
Noyd: Lester, man, calm down. I know you're upset because the attempts to de-fatass you have all been a dismal failure. You don't have to take it out one your sweet sister.
Panel 4
Tiffany: Thanks, Noyd! You're certainly a gentleman!
Panel 5
*Noyd blushes*
Waiter: Here's your food...
Tenzil: Uh, actually, we haven't ordered yet...
Waiter: Oh? You want to order... okay. Most of our customers don't care what they get anymore.
Panel 6
Tenzil: Jillikers! Why is everyone on this planet so mopey and depressed?
Waiter: We just don't have much to live for, since the plague struck.
Panel 7
Taryn: Plague? What do you mean? Our scanners didn't indicate any widespread epidemics on this planet...
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