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Tiffany: It's... it's... Thora! Of Taltar!
Tenzil: Well, I can see how you'd mistake her for Darkseid. They do look like kind of similar in silhouette!
Panel 2
Taryn: Thora? Oh no! It's all my fault!
Lester: Oh, fiddlesticks! You guys aren't going to take this psychic powers nonsense seriously again, are you? Clearly she heard you guys just now when you were talking about Thora, and that's why she's having a "vision" of her.
Panel 3
Tenzil: Well, I hope you're right, Lester. I sure don't want to tussle with that femizon if I don't have to.
Lester: Pish Posh! I fought more powerful manhating women than her back when I was with the Super-Companions!
Panel 4
Incredible Girl (to Plant Lad): Say, aren't you Noyd Echad? As in Noyd and the Navigators?
Plant Lad: Why, yes!
Incredible Girl: Wow! You probably don't know this, but you're kind of responsible for me discovering my powers!
Panel 5
Plant Lad: Really?
Incredible Girl: Yeah. You see... the first thing I ever reversed the motion of was one of your space-lps. There was this whole rumor that if you played it backwards it proclaimed "Noyd is dead!" and, well, I'm glad it wasn't true.
Panel 6
Plant Lad: Oh, yeah. That whole rumor about my dying started about the time I had my accident which gave me my powers. Say, you know... you're pretty incredible, girl!
Incredible Girl: You know... I get that line a lot.
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Eryk Davis Ester
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quote:Originally posted by Harbinger: more, more, more!
Tell it to Tot Rocket! It's his turn to write!
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*Thora & Eve enter some room or other containing the LoSCOA, Azura, Evillo, Malefico & Veilmist*
Thora: We have returned my friends... and hated foes!
Panel 2
Malefico *in chains*: What have you done to Veilmist, you hag?
Thora: Your powerful little teleporter friend is being kept sedated while we undertake her re-conditioning!
Malefico: "Re-conditioning"?
Thora: Eve?
Panel 3
*Eve lays hands on Veilmists's head*
Panel 4
Eve: It is done. Her loyalty to Malefico no longer exists. She serves US now.
Thora: EXCELLENT!
Panel 5
Malefico: ARRRRGH! Woman, I'll rip the flesh from your bones with my teeth!!
Thora: Perhaps... if you escape your bonds. And you aren't going to be doing THAT, now are you, male slime?
Panel 6
Evillo *also in chains*: BAH! Enough of this posturing! Thora, I demand to know what is going on here!!
Panel 7
Thora: Cretinous male, your demands hold no power over me! Still, I will tell you what is "going on here", as you put it, because it will please me to do so.
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Thora: As you well know, my dear King Malefico, the League of Scantily Clad Overendowed Assassins consists of many of the ex-wives and girlfriends of your son, Prince Evillo, all of whom were banished to the Realm of Darkness when he grew weary of them.
Panel 2
Thora: You may wonder why I, Thora of Taltar, alone among his ex-wives, did not merit a similar fate. Well, the truth is, the cretinous male tried. But fortunately, I had a bit of insurance against banishment.
Panel 3
Thora: You see, I had discovered that the royal family of Tartarus had taken an acute interest in the politics of the politics of the planet Bismoll, to the extent that you were hell-bent, if you will pardon the expression, on keeping the Bismollian Senate seat from the province of Littleburg unoccupied, or at least insuring that any occupants did not hold the post for long.
Panel 4
Thora: At the time I didn't know why, but I knew that it must be something important. And I knew that it would be quite inconvenient if the Bismollian government got wind of who was behind the frequent assassinations of their senators.
Panel 5
Thora: Which is why, of course, I instructed my partners Azura and Eve that if anything unfortunate happened to me they should let the Bismollians in one what I had learned.
Panel 6
Thora: Of course, in recent months, I have discovered the truth of what you were after. And I want it for myself. I have already made arrangements to have the scientist, Dr. Loy, delivered to me. And, with your help, I will be able to obtain the item that I need that is hidden in the offices of the Bismollian senate.
[ January 09, 2005, 12:38 PM: Message edited by: Eryk Davis Ester ]
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caption: we interrupt Thora's plot exposition to bring you the following MEL:TS EXTRA SPECIAL SPECIAL EXTRA! # 2 in a series! "SHIRLEY YOU'RE NOT SERIOUS?"
Panel 1
(all panels show a drawing of the various Shirley described)
caption: Lester Spiffany's maid Shirley died after his drunken late-night rampage through the Spiffany kitchen caused a massive explosion!
Panel 2
caption: Tenzil had a maid named Shirley at his deluxe hover-apartment in the sky. She commited suicide after it was revealed that she was a plant by Evillo, placed to murder Tenzil!
Panel 3
caption: Evillo has a zombie maid named Shirley! She is currently awaiting re-reanimation after having her head removed accidentally by Lester.
Panel 4
caption: Shirley is the head space-maid on Legion World. She is still angry about having to clean up the mess Taryn recently made there!
*this will actually be this Shirley's first on-panel appearance!*
Panel 5
*all Shirleys together*
caption: What will the future hold for the Legion of Super-Shirleys? Stay tuned, true believer!!
Panel 6
Lester: HELLO! Can you say "story-padding"?
Tiffany: This page doesn't even COUNT as story-padding. It's more a pointless filler page.
Plant Lad: I warned Lash and Ester not to go to 40 pages! Those crazed fools!!
[ January 09, 2005, 01:29 PM: Message edited by: Dr. Tot Rocket ]
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Oh Lash and Eryk, have forgotten this lately?
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It's my fault. I've got to re-read the entire series some time so I can figure out how to tie the whole plot together in the final issue, but I just haven't got to it.
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In your own time Eryk, just so long as it's soon
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Malefico: My help? Woman, you've obviously taken leave of your senses.
Evillo: My father speaks for me as well, ex-wife!
Panel 2
Thora: Who said you would have a choice, cretins? Eve, dear?
Panel 3
*Eve approaches the bound men*
Evillo: NOOO! Keep the mind-witch AWAY from me...!
Eve: A bit of karma for all the times you had evil spirits invade the minds of others, Evillo? I find poetic justice quite delicious.
Panel 4
*Eve using her powers on Malefico & Evillo*
Panel 5
Eve: It is done. They are OURS now.
Panel 6
Azura: I simply adore when a plan comes together!
Thora: As do I! Eve, dispatch Veilmist and the cretinous males to Bismoll, right away! Meanwhile, we and the League of Scantily-Clad Overendowed Assassins shall see to the unfortunate demise of the current queen of Tartarus!
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