caption: And, on Male Paradise Planet THRANN, headquarters of the Super-Companions....
Shower: OTHAR!! Othar, come at once!!
Othar: let me finish polishing my monocle...
Panel 2
Shower: NO TIME!
*Shower creates a windstorm that blows Othar into the monitor room*
Panel 3
Othar: *all disheveled and mad* Now REALLY, lad. Was that necessary?
Shower: It isn't like your hair got mussed or anything. Now LOOK!!
Panel 4
*shows onscreen emergency call from Lester on super-computer*
Othar: Lester needs us! SOUND THE ALARM!
Panel 5
caption: And shortly, after the Super-Companions have been briefed...
Othar: But perhaps, Dev-Em, you and your... new friend... should remain here.
Dev-Em: Absolutely not. Lester's in danger, and I'm going! And Quake Kid is a full-fedged member of the Companions now, he's going too! Lester's LIFE is more important than his EGO.
Panel 6
Othar: *sigh* Fine then. Mzzgrzz-- how goes it?
Mzzgrzz: Done! I have fashioned an instantaneous interplentary teleportation module out of Splash's old holoporns!
Panel 7
Splash: HEY! Stay out of my stuff!
Mzzgrzz: Quit leaving it lying around.
Panel 8
*the SCs board the device*
Treehugger: Enough with this nonsense! There will be time for holoporn later!
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caption: Elsewhere...
Dyke Damsel: Berva*, how goes the construction of our giant robotic warrior?
Utility Lass: It's coming along nicely, my dear Smoogi*. Once our great femme-machine is complete, we shall destroy our hated enemies on Thrann!
Editor's Note: Berva and Smoogi are the real names of Utility Lass and Dyke Damsel, members of the Fatal Femmes.
Panel 2
<a weird light starts flashing, and alien writing appears on a screen>
Dyke Damsel: What's this?
Utility Lass: Oh, that's one of Anti-Lad's devices from the future that she uses to spy on the Super-Companions! We must inform her of this news at once!
Panel 3
Utility Lass: Shaggy Lass, fetch Anti-Lad for us!
Shaggy Lass: Rarrgh.
Panel 4
<Outside a door...>
Shaggy Lass: Raaaauuurrggghh!
Anti-Lad: Oh, Shaggy Lass, what is it? Why do you always have to interrupt when Rainbow Girl is massaging my head-crevice?
Panel 5
Shaggy Lass: Raaurrgh!
Anti-Lad: Oh, okay. I'm coming.
Panel 6
<Anti-Lad and Rainbow Girl emerge from the doorway, with Rainbow Girl still putting on her costume...>
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<Darkness>
Panel 2
<Darkness>
Voice #1: Hey! Where are my pants?
Voice #2: Sorry. I kind of lost control of my powers again.
Panel 3
<Darkness>
Voice #1: *Sigh* Well, we should almost be there...
Panel 4
<darkness>
Voice #3: Ouch!
Voice #1: Sorry, I should've told you to watch your step.
Panel 5
<darkness>
Voice #3: Hey! Where's my arm?
Voice #2: Now that is totally not my fault...
Panel 6
<darkness>
Voice #4: I think this is yours...
Voice #3: Oh, thanks.
Panel 7
<darkness>
Voice #1: Ah... I think I've found it...
Panel 8
<A sudden burst of bright light>
Panel 9
<The reanimated corpses of pantsless Camera Eye Kid, Nudelad, One-Armed Spandex Dexter, Kid Powerless, and various other former denizens of the former Realm of Bright Lights and Good Times can be seen standing in room full of a bunch of machinery and stuff>
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Tenzil: And so, as a veritable legion of characters converge on Evillo's castle, our tale barrels at near-lightspeed towards its action-packed conclusion!
Panel 2
*shot pulls back to reveal the gang chained in the dungeon*
Spaceopoly Lad: Who are you talking to?
Tenzil: The readers! What with 10,000 different heroes and weirdos taking over my own comic, I figured the only way for me to get panel-time was to act as narrator.
Panel 3
Plant Lad: Well, this whole scene is space-whack, man! Why are we al still here when we could have broken out ages ago?
Panel 4
Tenzil: I can't speak for everyone, but I've just been biding time until the Devil's Dozen, Super Companions, Fatal Femmes, Realm of Darknees escapees and whoever else shows up.
Renkil: Damn, bro-- you've gotten even weirder than I remember.
Panel 5
Drura: I guess flakiness runs in the Kem genes, doesn't it, Renkil?
Policy Pam: Come on now, let's not argue amongst ourselves.
Sugyn: That's what we're best at.
Panel 6
Westerner: I'm a mite worried about that Tiffany filly and her fat brother. An' my buddy Questar.
Echo-Chamber Chet: What we need is a plan plan plan plan plan plan plan.
Taryn: Here's your plan...
Panel 7
*Taryn shatters manacles*
Taryn: ...Let's go kick a little ass.
Panel 8
*shows Plant Lad becoming a plant and slipping through bonds*
Plant Lad: I'm down with that!
Panel 9
Tenzil: Just wait a couple more minutes, folks. The script said the former Devil's Dozen are due any second now. Trust me, I'm a senator!
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<A horse's hind legs kick in the door of the dungeon>
Panel 2
Wild Huntsman: I'm here to rescue you!
Tenzil: See? I told you!
Panel 3
<Everyone piles out of the dungeon into the hallway>
Tenzil: Hey, look! There's a guy in that cell, too!
Renkil: Wait... I know him! He's that freaky guy I met in the park! The one who feeds the pigeons!
Panel 4
Tenzil: Well, free Pigeon Feeder Lad and bring him along! It's time to kick some femnazi ass!
Panel 5
Myron Marks: I don't really believe in violence as a solution to problems...
Tenzil: Nonsense, Pigeon Feeder Lad! Your flock of trained pigeons may very well be vital to our success! Now come on!
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caption: Fasten your seatbelts, gentle readers... we have some plot-hopping to do...
*Eve & Azura on a hovercouch or something*
Eve: So. Azura. You're a queen. I'm a queen as well.
Azura: Queen of stating the facts, eh? Or were you stating the obvious as an opening toward directing a conversation with me somewhere...?
Panel 2
Eve: *looking a bit irritatated* Well, gee. I guess I'll get directly to the point.
Azura: Please do.
Panel 3
Eve: Do you trust Thora? REALLY trust her?
Azura: Do you take me for a simpleton, Eve?
Panel 4
*Thora is smoking a space-cigarette*
Questar: So.
Panel 5
*Thora exhales space-smoke*
Questar: You'll have to give up that vile habit now that we're dating. I, Questar, must insist.
Panel 6
Thora's thought caption: Simpleton.
Panel 7
Dear Myron: So, umm, Wrinkles, was it?
Renkil: Renkil. RINK-ell.
Dear Myron: Oh, you're of Kryptonian descent?
Panel 8
Renkil: Huh?
Dear Myron: Never mind. Umm, so what's the deal with your brother? You must have mentioned me to him, he knew my name and all.
Panel 9
Renkil: Nah, he's just weird and sort-of... like all-knowing sometimes. I think he got weird powers on some radiation planet or something. Or went sterile.
Tenzil: STOP, everyone! Something was supposed to happen right about now, if I recall correctly...
caption: WARNING: MORE PLOT-HOPPING FOLLOWS; readers with weaker constitutions might want to consider reading ARCHIE'S PAL JUGHEAD instead! You have been warned!
Lester: Well, thanks... that's ever so better.
Dr. Loy: Fine. Now I must refasten your straps until Mistress Eve... Mistress THORA, rather... reviews your tests results.
Panel 2
Lester: But I feel I should pay you for your kindness...
Dr. Loy: Uh Oh...
Panel 3
Lester: Please accept this energy money from planet Korbal...
Dr. Loy: AAAAIIIIEE! *amidst krackling sound effect*
Panel 4
Quake Kid: Are we there yet...?
Mzzgrzz: Indeed. Tartarus ho.
Panel 5
Shower: Dag!! It's hotter than Buff Beach here!
Splash: Buff Beach? How would you know about...?
Shadow: Quiet, Splash! There lies the castle of the former Prince Evillo!
Panel 6
Dev-Em: I'll lead the way! You guys back me up. We've got to save Lester!
Quake Kid: Do you have to sound so gung-ho about it?
Treehugger: Can everyone please stop saying "ho"?
Panel 7
Anti-Lad: Excellent, Utility Girl! We have arrived mere solar-meters behind our male rivals!
Utility Girl: And that was without time to calculate our coordiantes!
Panel 8
Shaggy Lass: RAUUUUURRRRGH!
Rainbow Girl: Shaggy Lass is right! Let's stop patting each other's backs and destroy the male fools!
Panel 9
Dyke Damsel: Well, I don't see the harm in back-patting...
Shaggy Lass: SHRAAAAAAAAAGH!!!
Dyke Damsel: WHATever, be a downer then. Let's go, girls!
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LASH, i spent the last two days getting acquainted with your ongoing series. I liked the Dr. Mayavale sequence and gives me a feel for the character, even though i never read the Legion issue that had his first (and supposedly) last appearence.
Speaking of last appearences, you can't really be thinking of ending MEL: The Series!!! How will i get by without knowing if Lester and De-Vem will finally get together and live happily ever after???? Ahhhh!!!
Too bad you couldnt fit Captain Frake or Charma into the growing ranks of Thora's foot soldiers. It was a darn good journey!!!
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Tenzil: Jumping fishhooks! It's the inhabitants of the Realm of Bright Lights and Good Times! But you all look... weird...
Chet: They look fine to me me me
Panel 2
Dexter: Let me impart to you our tragic tale... as you know, for many years Prince Evillo would send people who displeased him, including his father King Malefico and ex-wives, now known as the League of Scantily-Clad Overendowed Assassins, to the Realm of Darkness for punishment...
Panel 3
Dexter: Over the years, those of us who had been banished to that infernal realm developed our own unique culture, as well as making vast improvements to it, turning it into a mini-paradise...
Panel 4
Dexter: This all changed with King Malefico utilized drained all of the power from the Netherrealms to teleport himself, you and your friends, and Evillo's ex-wives back to the surface of Tartarus...
Panel 5
Dexter: The power drain was so massive, that it affected living things as well as machinery, killing most of the other inhabitants of the realm instantly, and those who didn't die right away soon perished.
Panel 6
Dexter: This was the state of things when Prince Evillo found us, after banishing himself to the Realm as a way of escaping the clutches of his ex-wife Thora...
Panel 7
Dexter: Evillo found all of our bodies, and re-animated us to form an army to use against Thora and her League. While we hated Evillo for banishing us to the Realm of Darkness, we hated Malefico and the Scantily-Clad Assassins even more for killing us! He then used a secret passage to leave the Netherrealms, and told us to wait for his signal.
Panel 8
Dexter: When said signal never came, we decided to try to duplicate the method which he used to return to the surface. We believed we were on the right passage, but came to a panel which we couldn't get open...
Panel 9
Dexter: Then, for some inexplicable reason, it suddenly opened! And here we are!
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Tenzil: So, you are willing to assist us in defeating the enemies of Evillo?
Panel 2
zombie Nudelad: MORE than willing.
zombie Dexter: Of course, what happens afterwards... remains to be seen.
Panel 3
Lotus Fruit Lass: Vague threats, eh? I believe we of the Devil's Dozen will be enough to protect the glorious Evillo from you rejects.
Infectious Lass: Then if we're all on the same page- at the moment-- can we PLEASE get on with it?
Panel 4
Tenzil: Dru's right, gang-- let's get to coup-in'!
off panel scream: AIIIIIEEEE!
Taryn: That sounded like.... NO!
Panel 5
*Taryn pushes herself ahead of the others towards the scream*
Panel 6
*enters the room with a shocked expression*
Taryn: DADDY! Lester? You're... not nearly as fat!
Panel 7
Lester: Bah! Save your backhanded compliments for someone who gives a damn. Lester Spiffany is feeling good. Lester Spiffany is going to kick someone's ASS, just like he did this moron.
Taryn: That MORON is my FATHER, you putz!
Panel 8
Lester: *making quote-marks with fingers, looking all saracastic* Well, your FATHER dared conduct experiments on Spiffanys, and has paid the price for his folly. He was no match for the awesome powers of Lester Spiffany!
Taryn: "Powers"?
Panel 9
Lester: You heard me! Now make the old peasant comfortable if you must, but get out of my way!
Tiffany: And Taryn, could you be a dear and release me?
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