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Author Topic: MATTER-EATER LAD: The Series!!! MLLASH bite into the all-caps posted                       PAGE 7 Panel 1 (Tenzil approaches Taryn) Taryn: Well, I saw him dash off. He wasn't crying or anything, he actually even flashed me this little cocky grin. Panel 2 Tenzil: Oh, ummmm... good? Taryn: Tenzil! Don't tell me you didn't tell him? Panel 3 Tenzil: I did, but somehow it got kind-of... mutated. Panel 4 Taryn: In interlac, please... Panel 5 Tenzil: He thinks you've got the hots for me and that he and I are an item. Panel 6 Taryn: WHAT...!!?!? Tenzil: Just-- play along for now-- we've got more pressing business at the moment. Panel 7 Taryn: Fine, whatever. For NOW. But I'm NOT acting like I have the hots for you. Panel 8 (Lester, back in regular clothes, walks up) Lester: Okay, so what's the plan? Panel 9 Tenzil: I'm going to engage Evillo in a political debate! [ January 26, 2004, 02:04 PM: Message edited by: MLLASH ] -------------------- Visit the FULL FRONTAL FANDANGO & laugh along with Lash at http://lashlaugh.wordpress.com/ Registered: Jul 2003  |  IP: Logged |  MLLASH bite into the all-caps posted                       Jeepers! Where oh where has Eryk gone?!? PAGE 8 Panel 1 Taryn: Debate? He's the Prince of Tartarus, you're a Senator on Bismoll. I don't think a debate is going to work here. Panel 2 Lester: Well, I think it's a good idea. Taryn: Of COURSE you do. Panel 3 Tenzil: But I was gonna debate the pros and cons of his "Banishment to the Realm of Darkness" policy! Not to mention "Head Horns: Hot or Not"! Panel 4 Lester: ICK! From the holos I've seen of him, DEFinitely NOT. Taryn: *sigh!* Panel 5 Tenzil: And you should hear my "Zombies: Live Free or Die Again" manifesto! Lester: Yeah! Taryn: NO! Panel 6 Tenzil: FINE then. Let's hear YOUR ideas! Panel 7 (scene cut) Evillo: (lusty grin) Yes, m'dear... Let's hear YOUR ideas.... -------------------- Visit the FULL FRONTAL FANDANGO & laugh along with Lash at http://lashlaugh.wordpress.com/ Registered: Jul 2003  |  IP: Logged |  MLLASH bite into the all-caps posted                       Willikers, Eryk-- I need your help! PAGE 9 Panel 1 (still talking to vid-screen, grinning evilly & horny-ishly) Evillo: And do any of your ideas involve erotically-placed brimstone...? voice from behind: Sire? Panel 2 Evillo: (shocked, whirls around) WHAT in the name of...!! Lotus Fruit Lass! You dare disrupt my meditations...?!?!! Panel 3 L F L: But sire, you ordered me to inform you when the Dozen had gathered. The 5 of us await you in the throne-room... once your meditations are done, of course. Evillo: Of course. Now beggone, I shall join you all forthwith! Panel 4 caption: Later, after Evillo's meditations are spent... (Evillo entering throne room as the Dozen look on) Evillo: BEWARE, my Loyal Royal Guard! Mine enemies have converged and do plot to squash me like some sort of overripe squash! Are you prepared to lay down your lives for me? ARE you... Panel 5 Evillo: ....Lotus Fruit Lass? L F L: YES, Sire! Panel 6 Evillo: And you, Stick With A Nail In It-Kid? SWANIIK: Oh YES YES YES!! Panel 7 Evillo: And you, Sugyn? Sugyn? Sugyn: (snoring) ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ***** -------------------- Visit the FULL FRONTAL FANDANGO & laugh along with Lash at http://lashlaugh.wordpress.com/ Registered: Jul 2003  |  IP: Logged |  MLLASH bite into the all-caps posted                       WHERE in the CRAP is Eryk Davis Ester?!?! I refuse to write any more of this without my co-writer! And WHEN he DOES decide to pop up again, I demand he give in-depth details about his whereabouts during this absence! THAT'S right, Eryk-- I'm FAR WORSE than your wife or girlfriend-- I'm your gay co-writer!!!!!! Fear me!!! *tee hee!* -------------------- Visit the FULL FRONTAL FANDANGO & laugh along with Lash at http://lashlaugh.wordpress.com/ Registered: Jul 2003  |  IP: Logged |  Eryk Davis Ester Created from the Cosmic Legends of the Universe! posted                       Sorry about the absence! I promise I'll write some more tonight! From: Liberty City | Registered: Jul 2003  |  IP: Logged |  Eryk Davis Ester Created from the Cosmic Legends of the Universe! posted                       PAGE 10 Panel 1 Evillo is obviously getting angry, as his horns begin to sprout... Evillo: SUGYN!!!! Panel 2 Sugyn suddenly wakes up... Sugyn: Wha...? Uh... Ready to go, boss! Panel 3 Evillo (calms down somewhat): *Sigh* Wild Huntsman, how about you? Wild Huntsman: Yee-haw! Panel 4 Evillo: And Apollo! You've been with my elite guard for quite awhile! Apollo: Always ready to serve, my lord! Panel 5 Evillo: Hmmm... wait. 1... 2... 3.... 4... 5... hey! Where are the rest of my Elite Guard! Lotus Fruit Lass: Uhh... we're all there are. Panel 6 Evillo: No, that's not right. I should have a Devil's Dozen. Where's that one fellow... uh, Armageddon Artie? Apollo: My lord, I'm afraid you banished him to Realm of Darkness last week... Panel 7 Evillo: Really? What about The Poisoner? Apollo: Two months ago. Evillo: And Hellracer? Apollo: Yep. Evillo: Kid Crane? Apollo: Sorry. Evillo: Not Spandex Dexter? Apollo: 'Fraid so. From: Liberty City | Registered: Jul 2003  |  IP: Logged |  MLLASH bite into the all-caps posted                       Willikers! I'm just glad you're okay, my lad! Feel free to write as many pages as you like, can't wait to see them! -------------------- Visit the FULL FRONTAL FANDANGO & laugh along with Lash at http://lashlaugh.wordpress.com/ Registered: Jul 2003  |  IP: Logged |  MLLASH bite into the all-caps posted                       WOW that was quick! You posted your page before I posted my reply! Do more, do more! Holler out when you're ready for me to do a page! -------------------- Visit the FULL FRONTAL FANDANGO & laugh along with Lash at http://lashlaugh.wordpress.com/ Registered: Jul 2003  |  IP: Logged |  Eryk Davis Ester Created from the Cosmic Legends of the Universe! posted                       PAGE 11 Panel 1 Evillo: *sigh* Well, I guess we'll need to hold another tryout tomorrow! Panel 2 Zombie Servant: Uh... sire? Remember that your ex-wife is going to be visiting the castle tomorrow? Evillo: *sigh* I think I need to lay down... Panel 3 As Evillo leaves he turns to the Devil's "Dozen"... Evillo: Dismissed! Panel 4 Lotus Fruit Lass: So... uh... that's it? Apollo: Basically. Evillo's been trying to get a full dozen members for his "Royal Guard" for over a year now, but he never quite gets there. We're supposed to perform some big mission once he gets us all together, but no one really knows the details... From: Liberty City | Registered: Jul 2003  |  IP: Logged |  Eryk Davis Ester Created from the Cosmic Legends of the Universe! posted                       Hmmm... I'm thinking this would be a good time for some Kem family hijinks, before we get to the scene where Taryn and Tenzil infiltrate the Devil's Dozen tryouts! So Lash... you want to write something on what Renkil and Pa are doing during their "vacation" to Tartarus? From: Liberty City | Registered: Jul 2003  |  IP: Logged |  MLLASH bite into the all-caps posted                       Hmmm. I'll try, though I dislike them! I won't kill them off... yet. *diabolical chuckle* -------------------- Visit the FULL FRONTAL FANDANGO & laugh along with Lash at http://lashlaugh.wordpress.com/ Registered: Jul 2003  |  IP: Logged |  MLLASH bite into the all-caps posted                       PAGE 12 Panel 1 (closeup on a strip club; neon sign reads Flesh Eaters ) Caption: I dunno, Dad... there's just something weird about this strip joint... Panel 2 (inside club; omstage are chesty zombie chicks in various states of undress) Caption: Hey, a strip club's a strip club, son! Panel 3 (closeup on one of zombie strippers dancing; shows a part of her jaw breaking off) Caption: Yeah, Dad but... something about the CHICKS here... I can't quite put my finger on it. And to be honest, I kinda don't WANT to put my finger on it... Panel 4 (shot of the crowded bar itself; lots of zombie and a few non-zombie patrons and workers milling about) Caption: "Don't want...!" GRIFE, kid, you're turning as bad as Tenzil's friend Nancy! Chill out, watch yer ol' Pop pay this hottie for a lap dance! Panel 5 (close-up of Renkil's face-- horrified expression) Renkil: Oh GODS no!! Dad, her butt is cracking!! DAD!! DAD!!!!! Panel 6 (shot of Pa sitting in his chair holding the upper half of his zombie stripper; her bottom half has crumbled to dust in his lap) Pa: By damn! Now THAT is what I call a LAP dance..!!! -------------------- Visit the FULL FRONTAL FANDANGO & laugh along with Lash at http://lashlaugh.wordpress.com/ Registered: Jul 2003  |  IP: Logged |  Eryk Davis Ester Created from the Cosmic Legends of the Universe! posted                       WOW! I've got to say that while I was thinking "Zombie Sex Club" for the Pa-Renkil scene, you wrote it better than I could ever have imagined, Lash! You rock! From: Liberty City | Registered: Jul 2003  |  IP: Logged |  MLLASH bite into the all-caps posted                       Great minds think alike! And flattery will get you everywhere, sir! Thanks! I was thinking we could throw in a page of Ma Kem too... you wanna field it or you want me to? -------------------- Visit the FULL FRONTAL FANDANGO & laugh along with Lash at http://lashlaugh.wordpress.com/ Registered: Jul 2003  |  IP: Logged |  MLLASH bite into the all-caps posted                       Let me do it if I may be so bold... I have this idea and I can't get it out of my head... we can change it if need be... PAGE 13 Panel 1 caption: Meanwhile... (scene shows Ma Kem in a large hot-tub type thingie; lots of other vacationers are in there with her) Ma: And that's how I got over the Oomarrian Plague. I'll tell you what, the cramps are bad enough, but the itching is what REALLY gets to you! Panel 2 (a few less people in hot-tub) Ma: Has anyone ever had space-fatigue? My space-fatigue is chronic. The doctors say I don't get enough iron in my diet, but I told those quacks to stuff it, because I eat at least one iron a week-- sometimes two! Panel 3 (only 3 others remain in hot-tub with Ma; she is holding one leg up pointed towards the 3) Ma: Last year when I had the pain plague, the pain was so intense I pushed my husband down the cellar stairs! That's what my lawyer said, anyway. I've actually got a touch of it now, but it seems to have localized in my feet. This hot-tub sure seems to help, though! Panel 4 (no one but Ma in hot-tub) Ma: *sigh!* Panel 5 off-panel voice: May I join you...? Ma: *gasp!!* -------------------- Visit the FULL FRONTAL FANDANGO & laugh along with Lash at http://lashlaugh.wordpress.com/ Registered: Jul 2003  |  IP: Logged |

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