I'd be careful for what you ask for, Ms. Sivana. It seems to me that once the rest of Legion World takes an interest in your love life, it's rather difficult to get them to lose said interest.
Then again...these things do tend to result in mass crisis...
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"It is too complicated as it is," Emily admitted. It would be rather nice if the issues simply resolved themselves with everyone ending up with the ideal partner, like in a romance novel.
"As for crisis, there better not be one," Emily said. She was too busy to deal with a crisis.
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I still want to know what that stuff Nam-Lor is drinking actually is. It smells like swamp water mixed with horseradish and Bantha Dung.
I wonder how it tastes (or if Nam-Lor can actually taste anything).
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-------------------- Go with the good and you'll be like them; go with the evil and you'll be worse than them.- Portuguese Proverb
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Well, I have this really big decision to make. I'm not sure if it's the right time, but I know I'll ask eventually. I just want to make it as perfect as I can.
Why the anxious face, Sentient? It's your birthday, you should be partying.
Babbette, bring the kid six of whatever he's drinking, and bring me a JWB with a Michelob chaser.
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< moving down closer to Invisible Brainiac and Space Ranger >
I know I'm relatively new here, IB, but considering our past adventure, I don't feel too bad offering unsolicited advice. Which quite simply is this: you know it's time, when it's time.
< to Ranger>
Greetings Space Ranger. We've not met before, thankfully--I would have been none too happy to see you coming in my..."prior occupation"...
< extends hand >
The name is is Renly Fox. I've recently come to Legion World to expand my shipping business.
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<It is the lunch hour rush at SHAKES bar. A crowd of people is at the bar, as the harried bartender is both serving drinks and moving back and forth to the kitchen window to pick up food orders for the lunch crowd.>
<In the midst of this mayhem, the bar phone rings>
Bartender: SHAKES Bar and Grill... pick up or delivery?
Exnihilo on the phone: "Ah... yes... do you serve 'Prince Evillo' in cans?"
Silent voice of the black diamond: "NO, YOU FOOL... IT'S DO YOU 'HAVE' PRINCE EVILLO IN A CAN!!!"
Bartender: Huh? Do we serve grilled what?
Exnihilo on the phone: "Prince Evillo' in cans?"
Silent voice of the black diamond: "NOT CANS... A CAN!!!"
Bartender: You want what, now? You've gotta speak up, buddy.
Exnihilo on the phone: "In a can."
Bartender: A pan? You want a pizza? What size?
Exnihilo on the phone: "You better let him out... he's getting angry."
Bartender: Do what now?
Exnihilo on the phone: "Angry! Very similar to the emotion you will feel when you realize this is merely a prank phone call and that I've wasted your valuable time. Mwah-ha-ha! EEEEEVIL!"
Silent voice of the black diamond: "YOU DON'T TELL HIM THAT!!!"
Bartender: Hold on one second, buddy... <setting the phone down and scrambling around the bar> order in... here's your salad... your plate will be right up... you need another round there, bud?
Exnihilo on the phone... still talking: "Mwah-ha-ha! Yes! Give in to your anger! With each passing moment you make yourself more my servant. EEEEEVIL!"
Silent voice of the black diamond: "JUST HANG UP THE PHONE!!!"
<Exnihilo hangs up, as the bartender pick his end back up>
Bartender: Sorry about that, buddy... now what can I get y...? <hears the dial tone, shrugs and hangs up the phone - turning back to the bar> You need a refill?
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Well, IB has done what he was thinking of, and gone off with Blaze. And Angdar's busy with training... he really likes swinging that big mace of his around
What's a girl to do for fun around here?
I don't know why, but I'm feeling a bit... frustrated... right now.
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