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From: The waters off eastern Long Island | Registered: Jul 2003
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Very clever, but you can't fool me. I'm pretty sure that Rocky's "appreciation dinner" is actually an "appreciation sting operation" and, since I owe the library approximately one gazillion dollars (for borrowing and then losing the Judy Bloom novel Flubber when I was about twelve), I will NOT be attending. Nice try, though.
(Hey, if they're serving those little apricot tarts could someone "borrow" me a couple dozen)
Registered: Dec 2006
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According to your account records, you returned that Judy Blume novel only one day late. You can leave your dime at the desk.
See you at the party.
-------------------- The only character in all of literature who has been described as "badnass" while using the phrase "vile miscreant."
From: The Pyngwyn Colonies of Planet Hyustyn | Registered: Aug 2005
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Judy Blume wrote "Flubber"?!?!? I thought she only wrote soft-core porn for teens?!?!
-Lardy
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From: The Underbelly of Society | Registered: Jul 2003
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cleome46
or you can do the confusion 'til your head falls off
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The standard gratuity for the bartenders, servers and bus-folk at large catered events IS 15% of the total bill.
The standard gratuity for those who've waited on you people before IS 25%-- should you wish to ever enjoy those fantastic apricot desserts and the little roasted garlic and fresh basil crostinis ever again.
I'm doing you a favor. You never want to piss off the people who prepare your food. Either pay your admission fee in advance or stay upstairs.
-- cleome
-------------------- Hey, Kids! My "Cranky and Kitschy" collage art is now viewable on flickr. Drop by and tell me that I sent you.
From: Vanity, OR | Registered: Dec 2008
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Cool! I just happen to have ALL the dialog to Flubber memorized (I read the book!)! My favorite part is when they release Flubber back into the ocean!
Registered: Dec 2006
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