It has come to our attention that you are subjecting prisoners to cruel and unusual punishment. Please cease and desist, or we will have to take action.
-Dark Oval Region Human Rights NGO, Inc.
From: Vancouver, BC, Canada | Registered: Dec 2003
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Please return the cat 'o nine tails, handcuffs, gag and blindfold to my locker.
There will be no questions asked (unneeded because the video surveillance from the security office.)
From: Washington DC | Registered: Oct 2004
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Is the surveillance systems still ok to use to look into the Men Locker room?
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From: Boston | Registered: Aug 2003
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a dozen eggs cinnamon pop tarts 2% milk - 1 gallon heavy cream - 1 qt Ginger ale handcuffs (2) leather chaps
From: Washington DC | Registered: Oct 2004
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I'm going shopping with Lad Boy. Could you cover monitor duty for me?
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From: Boston | Registered: Aug 2003
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Who ate the icing I was going to put on the cake I just baked? That was good icing too!
Rocky the Baker
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From: The Pyngwyn Colonies of Planet Hyustyn | Registered: Aug 2005
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We need more Post-it pads. Sketch Lad has been using them to make little flip-it cartoons.
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From: Boston | Registered: Aug 2003
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To whoever "borrowed" all my green and white jelly beans, I WILL find out who you are, and you WILL be sorry. - Ram Miffed Off Boy
Registered: Dec 2006
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