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Will whoever let the NSPL in please stop doing so. They keep turning on the sprinklers, trying to turn this place into a rain forest.
-------------------- Five billion years from now the Sun will go nova and obliterate the Earth. Don't sweat the small stuff!
From: Boston | Registered: Aug 2003
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There's not a word yet, for old friends who've just met.
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Attn all.
If you find a thing that you can't identify curled up in one of your boots or hidden under your pillow, it might be mine.
Also, it might be sentient. Do not feed it chocolate, under any circumstances.
Registered: Aug 2006
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Teronna
Hello reality...leave a message after the beep.
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Found: One small unidentifiable creature. Seems to like chocolate. Oh my God!! Djkleoi $^#&$&*(#bovpcpa nm^$I789as dkfdkk...... (the rest in indecipherable)
From: Chicago | Registered: Oct 2007
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Was Teronna dictating or did she take the time to write out her strangled cry?
PS. Abin there are some blood stains on the floor of the monitor room. Although you've probably realized that while reading this note.
-------------------- Five billion years from now the Sun will go nova and obliterate the Earth. Don't sweat the small stuff!
From: Boston | Registered: Aug 2003
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Teronna
Hello reality...leave a message after the beep.
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Fat Cramer, can you add Band-Aids to the shopping list? The jumbo-sized ones, thanks.
And has anyone seen my dictator? Little Mussolini the dictating bot is lost! Five earth-dollars and whatever else is in my pockets at the moment to whoever finds him!
From: Chicago | Registered: Oct 2007
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Whoever stuck the Dictating Bot and the small unidentifiable creature in Cobie's Kewl Kids Klub Kloset please retrieve same and find some way of keeping their cyborg offspring from eating my cleaning supplies!
PS Cramey, please add jumbo size post-it notes, brillo pads, and Extra-Super-Duper Strength Mr Clean... of Space, to the shopping list.
-------------------- Just an Old, Broke-Down, Drunk, Bum!!
With a Power Ring...
From: Westerly Rhode Island | Registered: Aug 2003
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Make sure Homer Lad is informed of this immediately! RJ Burns is quite concerned about him of late.
From: Vancouver, BC, Canada | Registered: Dec 2003
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Cobalt Kid has been infected with the sandiegus excitimus virus. Please help him... by catching the bug yourselves!
From: Vancouver, BC, Canada | Registered: Dec 2003
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