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Martha uses a finely crafted and well-polished turn-of-the-century ladle to free herself from jail.
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A slightly effeminate ladle expert from The Antiques Roadshow inspects Martha's ladle and discovers that it's really a Taiwanese reproduction mass produced in the GAZILLIONS in 1974.
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A 12 year old hacker infects the Chinese War Games with the Pokemon virus.
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The 12-year-old hacker hits puberty and abandons Pokemon.
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A mean spirited high school cheerleader kills the hopes and dreams of the 12-year-old hacker, sending him back into the cyber world.
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High school cheerleader flunks algebra, is unable to get into college and spends her life in low-paying, unfulfilling jobs.
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Democrats in Congress and the White House eliminate low paying jobs by raising the minimum wage to $53.00/hr.
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McDonalds raises the price of a Big Mac to $29.99 and lays off the Grimace. Democrats are voted out by hungry outraged Grimace fans.
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The Hamburglar is hired by friends of the Democrats to lobby the states to increase the use electronic voting machines that produce no auditable record of votes, and coincidentally votes cast by outraged Grimace fans "fail to be counted."
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The Supreme Court, stacked with Grimace fans by a previous pro-Grimace administration, rules that the uncounted ballots must be counted. Hamburglar takes the fall and is jailed (yet again).
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Mayor McCheese slips the Hamburglar a burger with a file in it and he escapes.
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Mayor McCheese is impeached for failing to pay back taxes to Ronald McDonald (who is the political boss of McDonaldland).
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Sid and Marty Krofft's lawsuit shuts down McDonaldland.
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The Burger King dismisses the Krofft's lawsuit as frivolous.
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