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The neighboring Land of Dairy Queen takes advantage of the political chaos in the Burger Republic and invades. Their Queen has Robespierre guillotined and afterwords serves up tasty treats to the rabble.
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The Dairy Queen is caught in a scandal with the former Taco Bell Chihuahua ("Yo quierro la Brazier!") and is deposed.
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The scandal increases the Dairy Queen's recognition factor and MGM signs her to a 7 picture deal.
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The Dairy Queen becomes a prima donna while making her first feature, "Fast Times at Fast Food High," and is canned. Her understudy, Wendy, gets the role.
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Mistaken for Pippi Longstocking, Wendy is attacked by a vicious bloodthirsty mob. (If your parents ever made you sit through a Pippi Longstoking movie you'll understand why)
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Wendy is saved by the appearance of the real Pippi Longstocking, along with horse and monkey, and the mob turns on them with an intensified bloodthirstiness.
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Pippi Longstocking turns out to be Glorith, who transforms the angry mob into angry babies.
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Multiple boots wipe out the effects of Zero Hour
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Power Girl's super-boobies are all readers can focus on, which renders the storyline of the JLA/JSA cross-over pointless.
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... and the Big Bang occurs, filling with stars and planets the nothingness that beat Power Girl's cleavage.
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New evidence discredits the Big Bang theory
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