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Previously in this thread: I wish the cute guy who's in the locker room at the same time I am every morning would start using smaller towels.
Granted, and you are horribly disappointed.
Sorry, Genie, but there was no disappointment this morning.
Granted: It's a Wonderful Life will be on at 7:00 and 9:00 and 11:00. it will be on CBS and HBO, ESPN and C-span. It will be on every station at all hours.
I wish towel-guy (referenced above) would join me for a shower in the lockerroom tomorrow.
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Granted! They're throwing a surprise "Jack-and-Jill" baby shower in the lockerroom and you're both invited!
I wish soap opera hunk Ty Treadway would show up at my door and pledge his undying love for me.
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Granted, soap opera hunk Ty Treadway shows up at your door and pledges his undying love for you, taking the usual five season's with cliff-hangers, mysterious no-body found disappearances and assorted liasons before realizing he is really a sheep in a man's body and that he prefers sweaters: all without ever crossing your door's threshold leaving you an emotional institutionalized wreck worthy of another five season's of cliff-hangers, myst.....
I wish everyone a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year.
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In 1993 we all had merry Christmases, and 2017 will be a hell of a new year here at LW.
I wish to star in the sequel to Brokeback Mountain with Jake Gyllenhaal and Heath Ledger -- playing their mutual love interest.
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Granted. The sequel will begin production 50 years from now.
I wish it was 70 degrees in Boston today.
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Granted, you have a glass of toilet water. It smells so sweet.
I wish I was Jake Gyllenhall in Brokenback Mountain
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Granted. Tamper Lad posted in this thread, but being a nasty genie, I altered history so he didn't, just to be mean.
I wish I could teleport.
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Granted, you are able to teleport the distance of 1 billionth of 1 billionth of an inch. It takes 4 days to successfully teleport.
I wish Rockhopper Lad had a pet penguin.
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Unfortunately, Rockhopper Lad's other pet, Hyvvie the Wonder Beagle, isn't willing to give up his priviledged place, so RhL regretfully must give the little penguin up and leaves him with his good friend Quislet, Esq.
I wish I could get all my Christmas cards addressed.
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They're all going to Komi reindeer herders in Siberia. The postage wil be approximately $28,524.73 (US). The cards will get there in mid-July. All of your non-Siberian friends will shun you for your thoughlessness -- they were really looking forward to your cards.
I wish I were a better dancer.
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You now can dance the macarena better than anyone on earth!
I wish I had better handwriting.
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Granted, The holiday is called "Working Day" It is celebrated by going into work, working through lunch, and then for 3 more hours without overtime pay.
I wish I could really live on Legion World
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