I wish my 2:00 meeting with bureaucrats and attorneys would be cancelled.
(Walking in front of Semi, I spied an penny on the ground -- wait I'm geting my threads crossed.)
From: Washington DC | Registered: Oct 2004
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I wish § 4022B of the Employee Retirement Income Security Act of 1974 had never been written.
From: Washington DC | Registered: Oct 2004
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Granted. Your straitjacket has just been loosened.
I wish people in real life would suddenly start singing like in musicals.
-------------------- The only character in all of literature who has been described as "badnass" while using the phrase "vile miscreant."
From: The Pyngwyn Colonies of Planet Hyustyn | Registered: Aug 2005
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Granted, the casts of all broadway musicals have been replaced with people in real life who sing only one word - "like." As an added bonus half them sing it in E flat and the other half in D sharp. Oh wait, isn't that the same note. Well that's what you get for wishing on a tone deaf genie.
I wish I could breathe underwater.
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Granted - however, you are always off-step and off-key and everyone shuns you.
I wish I could eat better and exercise more.
-------------------- Five billion years from now the Sun will go nova and obliterate the Earth. Don't sweat the small stuff!
From: Boston | Registered: Aug 2003
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Lad Boy, granted, you now look more like your avatar. How do you enjoy being a two-dimensional cartoon characteer in a 3-d world. Watch out for a strong wind.
I wish I really understood Lad Boy.
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Granted - they are from the planet Moronia and use their de-intelligizer on you.
I wish I could talk with a sexy British accent
-------------------- Five billion years from now the Sun will go nova and obliterate the Earth. Don't sweat the small stuff!
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