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Lad Boy
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deleted, typed too slow, carry on.

[ October 21, 2005, 01:26 PM: Message edited by: Lad Boy ]

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Granted
However, he confused it with your earlier request for a lap dance, and he performed the dance of the veils while standing on your crotch -- in heels.

I wish I had better handwriting.

[ October 21, 2005, 01:30 PM: Message edited by: Lad Boy ]

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GRANTED, you now have one sheet of paper covered with my fine penmanship. Show it to your friends and be the envy of all.

After Quis is finished with his dance of the veils, I wish Lad Boy would peel me a grape.

[ October 21, 2005, 01:28 PM: Message edited by: Semi Transparent Fellow ]

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Granted:

Remember the rather frumpy grape guy from the fruit of the loom underwear ads with people dressed as fruit? I've peeled the grape for you. Eek!

I wish I could still wear my size 31 jeans.

[ October 21, 2005, 01:32 PM: Message edited by: Lad Boy ]

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Granted, you can. You just can't button them up.

I wish Lad Boy would post that picture of him in his size 31 jeans.

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Granted - Unfortunately they cut off circulation to your family jewels which have to be amputated.

I wish Lad Boy would perform a strip tease for me

[ October 21, 2005, 01:39 PM: Message edited by: Quislet, Esq. ]

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Granted - Lad Boy posts the picture and the excessive number of people trying to open that thread cause Legion World to crash permanently.

I wish Lad Boy would perform a strip tease for me

[ October 21, 2005, 01:43 PM: Message edited by: Quislet, Esq. ]

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Granted

*sqeezing back into my size 31 jeans and closing the blinds*

I wish there were some cuter exhibitionist-minded guys in the building across the alley.

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Granted!

The building across the alley is now inhabited by two babies who like crawling out of their diapers.

I wish I had a life, per Semi's recommendation above.

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Granted

You now have the life of a good-looking popular sexy bachelor...from World War II. You are now
87 years old; you look like Hume Cronin.

I wish my boss would take a long vacation in Cancun.

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Granted, He does take a long working vacation in Cancun in a small sweaty non-airconditiioned room 12 miles from the beach in a malaria infested swamp. And he takes you along to do his typing.

I'd like a vacation on Mykonos next summer.

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Granted! You will be going to Mykonos next summer. The whole trip will cost you about $4000. You didn't say anything about not paying for it.

I wish we all really lived on Legion World as our characters.

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Granted. You are a penguin on Legion World. I'd stay away from Cafe Cramer for the next couple of months. Thanksgiving and Christmas are coming, and I hear there's a shortage of turkeys on Legion World.

I wish I did own a bar named SHAKES and that Superheros wearing silver thongs frequented it.

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GRANTED:

Chuck Taine is there every day.

I wish Semi Transparent Fellow did own a bar named SHAKES in San Francisco and I could arrange a government boondoggle trip there for a week or two.

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Granted, you're part of the FEMA clean up crew sent to San Francisco to clean up after the devastating quake of '06 (2006, that is). Unfortunately SHAKES was destroyed.

I wish I were Angel from the x-Men

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