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Granted - You are a young black teenager with insect wings and a lot of little ones to take care of. Your boyfriend looks like a chicken.
I wish I had the best computer and internet access at home and that it doesn't cost me anything.
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(Quis, I don't get it. Angel was Warren Worthington III)
Anyway, Granted! International spies dumped their super speed laptop in your yard while evading the FBI. The computer is amazing and connects with incredibly fast satellite access to the internet. Unfortunately, the laptop contains information vital to the security of the nation. Both the FBI and the international spies are now searching for that computer - and they're packing.
I wish aliens gave me the best flying saucer that I could live in and use to visit other worlds via it's space warp technology. It also has an amazing guidance system that never fails and always gets me where I want to go instantly, including home. By the way, it's luxuriously appointed, adapted for human use.
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quote:Originally posted by Semi Transparent Fellow: (Quis, I don't get it. Angel was Warren Worthington III)
In X-men, there was a new Angel. She was/is a young black girl with dragonfly wings. She and Beak are a couple and had a brood of kids.
Your wish, which was to be Angel from the Xmen, was granted.
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quote:Originally posted by Semi Transparent Fellow:
I wish aliens gave me the best flying saucer that I could live in and use to visit other worlds via it's space warp technology. It also has an amazing guidance system that never fails and always gets me where I want to go instantly, including home. By the way, it's luxuriously appointed, adapted for human use.
Granted! Said aliens also give you a book, the title of which translates to "How To Serve Man".
I wish The weather could stay pleasant year round.
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quote:Originally posted by Semi Transparent Fellow: (I wish aliens gave me the best flying saucer that I could live in and use to visit other worlds via it's space warp technology. It also has an amazing guidance system that never fails and always gets me where I want to go instantly, including home. By the way, it's luxuriously appointed, adapted for human use.
Granted - It runs on raw sewerage. The smell permeates the saucer and never goes away. Amazingly, you also never get used to the smell.
I wish I had a time machine that lets me view past events.
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quote:Originally posted by Semi Transparent Fellow: Ewww! I hate retcons.
She's not a retcon. Warren is still around.
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GRANTED: It gets 40 miles to the gallon of gas (premium only). The economy of the earth was completely devasted by your selfish use of all available fossil fuels. Your Master Card has a balance of 13 billion dolloars and your credit line was cut off before you could fill up for a return trip home. Enjoy orbiting Alpha Centauri alone.
I wish Semi would have taken me for a ride in that cool spaceship and that Texaco had an unlimited supply of free gasoline (93 octane) in the Alpha Centauri system.
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Granted, your time machine works only when you want to make it look like your posts preceded mine in this thread.
I wish Semi would have taken me for a ride in that cool spaceship and that Texaco had an unlimited supply of free gasoline (93 octane) in the Alpha Centauri system.
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quote:Originally posted by Rockhopper Lad: I wish The weather could stay pleasant year round.
Granted - It stays a pleasant 20 degrees F year round. Pleasant for penguins that is.
I wish I had a time machine with which to view past events.
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RHL:I wish The weather could stay pleasant year round.
Granted: Terrestial life on earth is extinguihed by May due to lack of rain.
I wish Semi would have taken me for a ride in that cool spaceship and that Texaco had an unlimited supply of free gasoline (93 octane) in the Alpha Centauri system.
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Granted - Semi takes you for a ride in his cool spaceship. During the ride, he takes you for another ride and cons you out of all your money.
I wish I could hang out with Superman on his day off.
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Granted - But he only likes Monstress and talks on and on and on about Monstress and only Monstress.
I wish my cube-mate was a hot-looking horny young guy who found me sexually attractive.
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