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Granted - However, you never have time to ask your good-looking co-workers because all the ugly trolls keep asking you. And by the time you get to them, they say "Sorry, already had mine"
I wish I had a Monstress costume
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Granted - Your Warren Worthington III costume works for you. Everyone compliments you on how good you look in it. Too bad it doesn't let you fly.
I wish I was independently wealthy so I didn't have to work.
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Granted: You're insanely wealthy and insane; you were once a test pilot; you're an antisocial recluse who neither bathes or shaves, you pee in empty milk bottles.
I wish there had been one less fabulous circuit party in Miami during the 2000 presidential election and instead there had been a successful "Get out the Gay Vote" initiative.
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Granted! But Jeb still didn't let his brother lose the state.
I wish Texas were a "Blue State".
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Granted - Everything in Texas is now the color blue.
I wish politicians told the truth
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What could be clearer? [url= http://www-groups.dcs.st-and.ac.uk/~history/HistTopics/Fermat's_last_theorem.html]Check this out [/url] and get back to me if you have any problems. Maybe the Brainy Fairy could whack you on the back of the head with her wisdom wand.
I wish someone would tell me an uplifting fairy tale.
[I can't get the URL button to work - maybe I need to get whacked upside the head with the wisdom wand. ]
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Granted: Once a pathetic downtrodden fairy lived in a ramshackle house in Oakland. She had no friends; in fact, hardly anyone believed she even existed. Having exhausted all attempts at even a meager measure of self-esteem, she brought her miserable existence to an end by jumping off the Golden Gate Bridge. She took her nearly starved kitten, Mr. Fluffybritches with her.
Their bloated bodies were discovered in the bay the following spring and uplifted to the shore for disposal.
I wish this story didn't remind me of anyone I know.
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By the way, I have another uplifting fairy tale for you, Semi, and would gladly whack you with my wisdom wand.
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Granted - you now have amnesia and can't remember anyone from your past. That story reminds you of no one you know.
I wish the guy at the train station still sold Diet Coca Cola in 20 ounce bottles for $1.25 each.
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Granted: He sells them heterosexual conservative religious-right avid supporters of the Bush administration. Everyone else pays the "market value" -- $1.69.
I wish I could buy Semi a Diet Coke before we took a long train ride together.
(By the way *Whack! Whack!* do you feel wiser now, Semi?)
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(Yes Lad Boy, wise enough to make you walk in front of me. )
Granted. You buy me a diet coke and we board the longest train ever. It's 125 cars long. Unfortunately, the old steam engine isn't strong enough to pull it more than 5 feet, and the ride ends.
I wish the romantic age of first class travel by train would return.
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