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Granted: Nasty Genie hasn’t seen “Brokeback Mountain,” but brings you direct to cable, “Lojack Fountain.” Set in a high-end Macon, Georgia chop-shop, it was the love affair they wouldn’t admit but couldn’t hide. DL Whitney and Ann Heche star….
Git’R Duuuuuunnnnnnn
I wish I’d never seen “Carrot Top Rocks Las Vegas.”
From: East Toledo | Registered: Jul 2003
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You are a featured acrobat in the return of Cirque du Soleil to the Beau Rivage Casino/Resort in Biloxi, Mississippi. And though that, alone, should be nasty enough, I'd like to point out that there is no suitable housing in post-Katrina Biloxi. You live in a FEMA trailer with a redneck drifter named Jim Bob.
I wish my shoes were more comfortable.
From: Washington DC | Registered: Oct 2004
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Granted: Nasty Genie has been looking for a pair of comfortable shoes and thanks you. Please do not step on any glass.
I wish the guy next to me would stop talking to himself outloud while slowing up the computers watching some stupid movie over the network. I've got important posting to do!
From: East Toledo | Registered: Jul 2003
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Granted, He stops talking to himself and starts talking to you. And while talking to you manages to crash your whole computer system.
I wish there were always enough seats on the subway so that everyone could sit comfortably and not intrude upon other passengers' personal space.
-------------------- Five billion years from now the Sun will go nova and obliterate the Earth. Don't sweat the small stuff!
From: Boston | Registered: Aug 2003
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Granted: The subway system is bankrupt and the trains never move -- lots of empty seats.
I wish I didn't have this annoying thorn in my right index finger and that its disappearance would not result in any loss of body parts of extreme expense.
From: Washington DC | Registered: Oct 2004
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Granted and Nasty thanks you for the slowpitch, your neighbor now mows his lawn EVERYday, at 8am, rain or shine.
I wish last night's thunderstorm hadn't knock a branch down in my yard and flooded the back seat of my car.
From: East Toledo | Registered: Jul 2003
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Granted. The deliveries are made by senior citizens on Segways. Your hot dog is guaranteed to arrive in 60 days or its free. The mold growing on the bun can be picked off.
Oh, I wish I were an Oscar Meyer weiner...
-------------------- Five billion years from now the Sun will go nova and obliterate the Earth. Don't sweat the small stuff!
From: Boston | Registered: Aug 2003
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Granted. You are made of: Turkey parts, pork parts, chicken parts, water, salt, flavor, sodium lactate, corn syrup, sodium phosphates, dextrose, sodium diacetate, sodium erythorbate (made from sugar), sodium nitrite.
Doesn't that sound lovely?
I wish I could lose my remaining 20 pounds in one week.
-------------------- The only character in all of literature who has been described as "badnass" while using the phrase "vile miscreant."
From: The Pyngwyn Colonies of Planet Hyustyn | Registered: Aug 2005
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Granted. Doctors discover that resistant strain of tuberculosis and have to remove part of your lung. In addition the hospital mixes you up with another patient and amputates your right arm. You are now 20 pounds lighter.
I wish I had a watermelon
-------------------- Five billion years from now the Sun will go nova and obliterate the Earth. Don't sweat the small stuff!
From: Boston | Registered: Aug 2003
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