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Granted, but your students keep calling during the game to ask you questions.
I wish for a $5000 gift certificate to IKEA.
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Granted, The certificate is only good on Feb 31st.
I wish I had a machine that lets me watch historical events.
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Granted, you have a new tv/dvd combo unit stocked with CBS's coverage of the historical Watergate Hearings. Hey, you didn't say you wanted to choose which events to look at.
I wish I had a machine that lets me watch any events that occurred on this planet at any time in it's history.
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Granted, but the picture is snowy and there is always lots of static.
I wish I knew the truth about the Mary Celeste, the murder of Lizzie Broden's parents, & who the Man in the Iron Mask was.
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Granted the truth about the Mary Celeste, the murder of LIzzie Borden's parent and the man in the iron mask comes to you in a dream. However, even you don't believe it.
I wish the White House would open it's doors to all the homeless people in America, and provide them with shelter during the winter months.
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Granted, the world is fair. Tomorrow, it will be partly cloudy with a possibility of showers in the evening.
I wish Jeannie from "I dream of Jeannie" was my personal genie.
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Granted. However, Barbara Eden calls the police and you are arrested on kidnapping and false imprisonment charges.
I wish that I could work at my favorite job and still make the money I do at my current job.
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Granted. In addition to your favorite job, you are also employed by the Bureau of Engraving and Printing where you indeed make the money you now earn.
I wish I had a hunky houseboy to cook and clean for me.
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Granted, but they re-appear 2 seconds later.
I wish the US would get over itself and realize that gay couples have a right to get married.
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Granted, but only two gay couples (the minumum plaral, as your wish did not include quantities) are allowed to: PeeWee Herman and David Hasselhoff, and Tom Cruise and your ex.
I wish all LWers could make it to San Diego this year.
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Granted; however, we're not all there at the same time, and none of us are there for the con.
I wish I had a plate of steamed broccoli.
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