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Granted, Beautiful music fills the air... played on dog whistles.
I wish more legion worlders would come to the San Diego comic con this year.
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Granted. More Legion Worlders come to the San Diego comic con this years than little old ladies named Agatha Zaccagnini from Schenectady do.
I wish there were a good Vietnamese restaurant in walking distance of my workplace, which is located in Houston, Texas.
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Granted. After the Vietnamese invasion of Texas, they put you to work in a slave labor camp. You often think how nice it would be if you could leave the camp and dine in the nice new restaurant across the street.
I wish that there were new, high-quality stories featuring the continuing adventures of the pre-5YL Legion being published and that I could enjoy reading them every month.
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Granted! You enjoy the new, high quality stories featuring the continuing adventures of the pre-5YL Legion, but you are the only one who receives these issues. So no one knows what you're talking about when you come online to discuss them. No one gets your jokes.
Naturally, we're all jealous and request for you to copy the pages and send them to us, to scan and post images on the website. This becomes a terrible hassle for you, so you end up just not talking about it anymore. Sad on many levels. Sigh.
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Granted, Earth is visited by the pacifists of Ironic IV. They fire their "war no more" ray. A soft pearly white light encircles the globe. The pacifists leave happy in the knowledge that all war has ceased on Earth. The next alien visitors are able to decypher the phrase "war no more" that was etched on this barren lifeless rock in space.
I wish I had more good books to read and the time to read them.
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Granted. The Twilight Zone/Burgess Meredith curse kicks in, and you are rendered unable to read your wealth of good books although you have all the time in the world.
I wish sugar tasted unpleasant.
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Granted! Sugar tastes unpleasant, but you still can't stop eating it. So now, you get all the negative consequences, like fat and tooth decay, but you don't get the lovely sweet memory attached.
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Granted! The Western concept of "class" has been replaced by a very strict caste system.
I wish the cool dream that I had last night, in which most of my friends and I were superheroes, were reality.
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Granted: However, the other dream -- where you show up at school in your underwear only to find that your calculus class has been moved to another building, and today is the final exam -- is true, too -- and your so-called friend Calculus King has already turned in his test and left the room.
I wish giving up caffeine didn't make me so cranky, dammit!
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I wish I could speak & understand a second language fluently.
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You speak French perfectly, and you pepper your English conversation with french phrases. People think you are a pretentious language snob and refuse to talk to you in English or French. Auf wiedersehen.
I wish I had a cup of coffee.
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Granted! History is more popular. However, looking back upon the past proves to create a grim future. With less science and math majors, there are less doctors and engineers, stagnating progress.
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