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Lad Boy
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You're spending Christmas with Mary Chapin Carpenter. Unfortunately, due to a lapse in judgement, Mary is under contract to perform a Christmas concert in southern Lebanon.

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I wish I had a glass of water.

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CJ Taylor
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*poof* Here's your glass of water, brought to you straight from the salty Atlantic ocean.

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"I wish I had a watermelon."

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Quislet, Esq
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Granted. A watermelon the size of a whale drops out of the sky on top of you.

I wish that everyone looked beautiful when naked.

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Five billion years from now the Sun will go nova and obliterate the Earth. Don't sweat the small stuff!

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Granted. The word beautiful now means "wearing no clothes".

I wish there were no greed in the world.

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The only character in all of literature who has been described as "badnass" while using the phrase "vile miscreant."

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CJ Taylor
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Granted. The human race has been extinguished. [Big Grin]

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I wish I had a pet penguin.

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Granted: A recently resurrected Burgess Meredith is now your pet, and he likes to snuggle with you at bedtime.

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I wish the cute guy cleaning my gutters right now would come inside for a decent interval with me.

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Granted. He comes inside and spends a very short interval, because he is very decent and would never do anything untoward [Embarrassed] .

I wish I had two more staff members.

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The only character in all of literature who has been described as "badnass" while using the phrase "vile miscreant."

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Granted! Unfortunately, they prove to be far better than you at your job, so you're fired when they take over the company.

I wish that I'd never run out of money.

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Granted: You never run out of money; unfortunately, under the Bush administration's energey policies, the price of gas never stops increasing, so you never have enough money to pay for a tank of gas.

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I wish Braininac 5 would travel back in time and change the results of the 2000 presidential elections so that Al Gore would carry the state of Florida.

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CJ Taylor
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Done! In the procees, he accidentally steps on a butterfly, costing Gore several other key states. And the rest is bloody history.

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I wish there was Peace on Earth.

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Granted! After nuclear war and nuclear winter, the Earth and all her people are dead. Peace reigns supreme.

I wish to have a good, safe trip to the Dominican Republic without any hitches that is fun and educational.

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Abin: You know what to do with a Cali sandwich? No but neither do Cobie and CJ!
CJ: Yeah, we do. She's smiling, isn't she?

Context... who needs it?

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Granted. There will be no fun and educational hitches on your trip. [Wink]

I wish I could be in Boston for the mini-meet-up Cali and the boys will be having.

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Granted, you have a good safe trip to the Dominican Republic. None of your hitches are fun and educational. Some are boring and educational. Others are just boring.

I wish I was going on a nice vacation trip to a nice place where I meet nice people and I do fun things.

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Five billion years from now the Sun will go nova and obliterate the Earth. Don't sweat the small stuff!

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Kent Shakespeare
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Granted, but the nice people all wind up hating you, the fun things prove to have long-term health consequences, and the nice place burns down, and you're blamed.

I wish I could permanently lose another 50 pounds.

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Granted - you lose 50 pounds when your chest and shoulders are removed in a freak meat-cleaver accident.

I wish I were smarter.

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