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You're spending Christmas with Mary Chapin Carpenter. Unfortunately, due to a lapse in judgement, Mary is under contract to perform a Christmas concert in southern Lebanon.
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I wish I had a glass of water.
From: Washington DC | Registered: Oct 2004
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Granted. A watermelon the size of a whale drops out of the sky on top of you.
I wish that everyone looked beautiful when naked.
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Granted. The word beautiful now means "wearing no clothes".
I wish there were no greed in the world.
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Granted: A recently resurrected Burgess Meredith is now your pet, and he likes to snuggle with you at bedtime.
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I wish the cute guy cleaning my gutters right now would come inside for a decent interval with me.
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Granted. He comes inside and spends a very short interval, because he is very decent and would never do anything untoward .
I wish I had two more staff members.
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Granted: You never run out of money; unfortunately, under the Bush administration's energey policies, the price of gas never stops increasing, so you never have enough money to pay for a tank of gas.
Next: I wish Braininac 5 would travel back in time and change the results of the 2000 presidential elections so that Al Gore would carry the state of Florida.
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Granted. There will be no fun and educational hitches on your trip.
I wish I could be in Boston for the mini-meet-up Cali and the boys will be having.
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Granted, you have a good safe trip to the Dominican Republic. None of your hitches are fun and educational. Some are boring and educational. Others are just boring.
I wish I was going on a nice vacation trip to a nice place where I meet nice people and I do fun things.
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Granted, but the nice people all wind up hating you, the fun things prove to have long-term health consequences, and the nice place burns down, and you're blamed.
I wish I could permanently lose another 50 pounds.
From: Vancouver, BC, Canada | Registered: Dec 2003
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