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Granting Lad Boy's wish, you understand Andrew Wiles' proof of Fermat's Last theorem, but you can't explain it to anyone else, so no one believes that you understand it.
I wish Hollywood would get creative and not rely on sequels and remakes.
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From: Boston | Registered: Aug 2003
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Granted, now they rely solely on product placement and merchandising tie-ins. Prepare for the 2008 release of "Superman II: Revenge of Lexus Luthor."
I wish the voices in my head would offer good stock tips instead of crazy non sequiturs.
From: Washington DC | Registered: Oct 2004
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Granted but now you missed that non sequitur on Archer Daniel Midland and instead purchased a really nice milk cow.
I wish I could come up with some interesting ways to spend the last days of summer before school starts up again.
From: East Toledo | Registered: Jul 2003
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Granted! but now you sound like Glibert Godfred, also an added side effect of smelling like aunt Unis's cat urin soaked couch therefor making few people want to spend time with you due to your annoying voice and odd smell, Dispite being oh so amusing.
I wish I always get what I want.
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From: San Leandro, California | Registered: Jul 2006
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Granted You are Joshua H. Wiser, homeless prophet inhabiting the Farragut and McPherson Parks in Washington, DC. People walk great distances to avoid your unsolicited widsom.
I wish I had gotten my PhD when I was in myu 20's.
From: Washington DC | Registered: Oct 2004
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You got a PhD in Serbo-Croatian literature and have yet to find a tenure-track position, so you have taken a job flipping burgers to get by.
I wish I were more outgoing.
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From: The Pyngwyn Colonies of Planet Hyustyn | Registered: Aug 2005
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Not granted! Me am Bizarro Nasty Genie and me am too nice to grant your wishes, so me turn you into a hamster instead!
I wish I had enough energy to run a marathon.
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From: The Stasis Zone | Registered: Jul 2003
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Granted, instead you went for the used Yugo in lime green.
I wish I didn't have to work.
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Granted! You don't have to work, but you also don't have to eat, either, because you're dead.
I wish I could work as a consultant and make $100,000 a year just for giving my opinion.
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