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Granted. Lad boy cleaned you completely out of springs and now your mattress is lumpy.
I wish I had cable so I could watch the boys' state basketball championships, our league has two teams in the final four.
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Granted, you are so rich that you don't have to work. That is until the IRS comes at takes all your money away in penalties and interest for not declaring your new found wealth on your tax return.
I wish I had a job doing something I liked, with nice co-workers and that paid me enough to pay all my bills and have some money left over for me.
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Granted. You have been given the corpse of Johnny Cash, who, having been dead for about five years is pretty cold and stiff.
I wish I get my house cleaned.
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Granted. Your house has now been cleaned out by burglars.
I wish I was a morning person.
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Granted. You wake up fresh and alert, ready for anything at dawn each day. You also fall asleep at exactly 7:35pm every day and sleep until dawn.
I wish there would be at least five more seasons of the Legion of Superheroes cartoon with each episode better than the last.
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Granted, an alien race invades the Earth and destroyes all life on the planet. They then mine all our water to power their war machines that let them mine the water on other planets. When they leave all that remains is a lifeless planet of stone. But there is world peace.
I wish I was independently wealthy.
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Granted. You have great wealth but you are assaulted with demands from charities and you find your fellow billionaires to be pretentious and boring.
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Granted, you can play the piano as well as Beethoven and you are now as deaf as he was.
I wish I could go back and visit other times.
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Granted. You now have the power to visit either the beginning or end of time. Unfortunately, if you do, you will perish in either respective cataclysm.
I wish I were Batman.
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From: The Underbelly of Society | Registered: Jul 2003
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Granted, you are Batman. Sprouting Adam West dialog and wearing the Clooney nipple costume.
I wish I had a good home computer and great plus free internet connection.
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