I wish I had a cleaning service to clean my condo for me.
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Granted. They do a wonderful job. Everything is clean and in it's place. Um but you don't know where they put your comic books or the remote or all the toilet paper or your checkbook. And the next day, you find that they cleaned out your bank accounts too.
I wish I was the Professor on Gilligan's Island.
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Granted. You are the Professor and due to a coconut famine that has hit the island the Skipper is now looking at you with great big goo-goo eyes.
I wish I was the male version of Ginger on Gilligan's island.
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You are now a Gingerbread Man running around on Gilligan's Island. And the Skipper is hungry!
I wish people would start posting to the limericks thread again.
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Granted. Everyone rushes to post a limerick all at the same time. This causes the whole internet to crash. Stock prices plummet, businesses fail, infrastructure crumbles, hordes of horny men take to the streets demanding their internet porn, Martha Stewart makes a lovely pine cone wreath, and everyone knows that it was your wish.
I wish I would win the lottery with enough real money to let every Legion Worlder attend Comic Con 2008.
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Granted. Every Legion Worlder attends Comic Con 2008. This causes real estate prices to plummet, businesses to fail, infrastructures to crumble; hordes of horny men take over the streets of San Diego demanding their internet porn, Martha Stewart makes a lovely pine cone wreath, and everyone knows that it was your wish.
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I wish my life were so interesting that I wasn't just a little bit excited to see the opening of a new Starbucks at the end of my street.
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Granted, your life now resembles the life of a soap opera character. (without gorgeous young things wanting to have sex with you)
I wish Martha Stewart would make me a lovely pine cone wreath.
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Granted: You are a lovely pine cone wreath, just so you don't get too lonely, Ram Boy is a lovely cypress garland.
Next: I wish the man rubbing against my shoulder on the bus right now looked and smelled like a freshly showered male Calvin Klein underwear model.
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Granted: You are a lovely pine cone wreath, just so you don't get too lonely, Ram Boy is a lovely cypress garland.
Next: I wish the man rubbing against my shoulder on the bus right now looked and smelled like a freshly showered male Calvin Klein underwear model.
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Granted. You break your arm when everyone else on the bus push you out of the way and trample you in order to be next to this guy. A small fat balding guy with 2 inch nose hairs and reeking of garlic comes to your aid.
I wish the US presidential election system would be remade into a system that is fair and honest, represented the true will of the people, and not subject to corrupting influences.
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Granted, you have a complete copy of S/LSH 205. The previous owner recolored/redrew all the characters and erased the word balloons, adding in his own dialogue.
I wish my favorite dinner was waiting for me, ready to eat, nice and warm, when I get home tonight.
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Granted. Your favourite dinner is waiting for you, warm and delicious looking. You see it when you walk in the door, Belinda sitting on the table next to it. She runs to greetyou, knocking the plate off the table, and spilling your meal all over the floor.
I wish I was going to see In Brugges tonight.
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