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Granted, you can travel free of charge -- electrostatic charge -- that is, thanks to the new grounding system in the super safe planes that never crash.
I wish that all my wishes would be granted in the spirit I intended, and not thwarted by a Nasty Genie.
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Your wishes are all granted -- to Quislet, esq.
I wish Dennis Calero would compose and post a limerick in the Limericks thread at Legionworld.net.
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Granted. Dennis Calero does compose and post a limerick at 3:30 am, EDT. All legion worlders are asleep. Unfortunately, Dennis gets cold feet when he realizes that his limerick reveals which legion worlder he has a crush on. So, without anyone ever seeing his post, Dennis deletes it.
I wish someone would come up with the next wish for me, and that it would be such a fabulous wish, that people would be talking about me admiringly for weeks to come (because they had nothing better to do, apparently).
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People can't stop talking about "ME" -- that's right Maine, the crisp autumn weather along the coast, the alpine skiing on ungroomed natural powder, the economy, the governor of Maine. Here on LegionWorld, Maine has become the next MLLASH.
I wish I could teleport from my house to Maine (and back again) whenever I chose to do so -- and not some godforsaken Maine backwater or urban slum, but the nice parts of Maine that one sees in calendars, and dammit, Genie, no lucite cubes or teleportation taxes, either.
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Granted. When you teleport it will take approximately two months to get there during which time you will temporarily cease to exist--much like this thread.
I wish I had finished writing that novel I started all those years ago and it was published and became a bestseller.
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Granted, and your fame causes Britney Spears to start stalking you.
I wish no one ever had heard of Britney Spears.
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She is now (and always has been) named Hortense Lipschitz.
I wish I were less neurotic.
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Granted. You are now a unicycle aficionado with a case of hemorrhoids that would make a wildebeest cry
I wish Nightcrawler had the biggest, most powerful server available as this would enhance all of our Legion World experiences (see...I share my wishes).
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Granted, however the cost of maintaining such a server requires Nightcrawler to charge us for accessing Legion World. The access fee is $10,000 per month.
I wish I had Triplicate Girl's power.
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Granted! You have the powers Triplicate Girl had after her first two bodies were killed.
I wish I were omnipotent.
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Granted: I made a million dollars for you, real money, not some fakey nasty genie xeroxed stuff. Unfortunately, due to recent changes in the Internal Revenue Code, you owe $1,000,000 in taxes plus interest at 5.25 % / per year compounded daily accruing as of 1/12/08.
Next: I wish the Starbucks moving into my neighborhood would be staffed by sexy 2xist underwear models.
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Granted, however they have extremely bad body odor. However you can bearly smell the body odor due to their halitosis. And Starbucks has just announced that the offical store uniform is the burka.
I wish it was warm enough so I didn't have to use my furnace.
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