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Granted, it's a gourmet turkey sandwich made by one of the finest chefs on the east coast. In order to stay fresh it has been beautifully packaged by Mattel in a manner similar to their packaging for Barbie Dolls. It will take you about three hours to untie all the security ties, break open all the blister packs and unsew the portions that were sewn to the attractive backer board in the box. You will cut your finger and bleed profusely when you resort to using power tools to get the damned thing out of the box.
NEXT: I wish my vision would stop deteriorating at an alarming pace.
From: Washington DC | Registered: Oct 2004
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Granted: but now Blockade Boy is pissed because Lad Boy stole his password and is now posting as BB so in granting your wish and you granting Lad Boy's (that's me, remember?) wish we can now get back to QE's wish which was SKIPPED by Lad Boy (me again) the first time and which is now GRANTED but unfortunately Lad Boy (still me)cannot watch these new and enjoyable Legion cartoons because he is (that would be "I am") blind, a preemptive punishment from Blockade Boy (who stole Kid Prime's ID) for both skipping QE's wish and stealing Blockade Boy's ID. whew
NEXT: I wish we could all stop stealing each other's ID's.
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From: East Toledo | Registered: Jul 2003
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Granted. And you will now be taken for a ride by some very nice men in white coats who will give a nice jacket that fastens in the back to wear.
I wish that when ordering hot tea in a restaurant, a properly brewed cup of said beverage with a small jug of milk on the side would be served, rather than a cup of tepid water, a cheap teabag and a wedge of lemon.
-------------------- The only character in all of literature who has been described as "badnass" while using the phrase "vile miscreant."
From: The Pyngwyn Colonies of Planet Hyustyn | Registered: Aug 2005
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Granted, however it will always be served to you by the world's clumbsiest waiter who inevitably spills it all over you, usually in an amusing manner for your fellow diners who laugh uproarously and occassionally one laughs so hard while eating that a piece of food gets stuck in their windpipe and they choke to death. Are you happy now?
I wish that I liked tea.
-------------------- Five billion years from now the Sun will go nova and obliterate the Earth. Don't sweat the small stuff!
From: Boston | Registered: Aug 2003
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Granted! You like tea, but the only way anyone ever serves it is as a cup of tepid water and a cheap teabag with no milk, so you never get to enjoy it.
I wish more restaurants served really good soup.
-------------------- The only character in all of literature who has been described as "badnass" while using the phrase "vile miscreant."
From: The Pyngwyn Colonies of Planet Hyustyn | Registered: Aug 2005
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Granted. Every restaurant serves amazing soup. They spend so much effort to perfect their soups, they neglect health code restrictions. After a massive crackdown, there are no more restaurants.
I wish I had a penguin to call my own.
From: Denver, CO | Registered: May 2004
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Congratulations! You are no longer Blockade Boy! However, since you didn't wish for who you wanted to be, you are now a disembodied soul, doomed to float in the void for all time.
I wish that dealing with the Alabama state government wasn't such a bureaucratic nightmare.
-------------------- White. A blank page or canvas. His favorite. So... many... possibilities.
From: Birmingham, AL | Registered: Jul 2003
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Granted. They reject every request you have out of hand. Saves them time, saves you time.
I wish I knew what I want for lunch.
-------------------- Five billion years from now the Sun will go nova and obliterate the Earth. Don't sweat the small stuff!
From: Boston | Registered: Aug 2003
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I wish passenger rail service would make a comeback in the United States.
-------------------- The only character in all of literature who has been described as "badnass" while using the phrase "vile miscreant."
From: The Pyngwyn Colonies of Planet Hyustyn | Registered: Aug 2005
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I like the answer I gave for Ram Lad so I'll post it just for giggles: Granted! You have Vin Diesel's body and Heath Ledger's face. The police want to know what you've done with the rest of them.
Now for BB:
Granted! This genie is very nice. So nice that he makes the whole world just like a Thomas Kincade painting!
I wish I had a gentleman's gentleman to--ah--help me around the house.
-------------------- The only character in all of literature who has been described as "badnass" while using the phrase "vile miscreant."
From: The Pyngwyn Colonies of Planet Hyustyn | Registered: Aug 2005
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