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Granted, you can control their minds between 2:13am and 2:16am or between 10:54pm and 10:55pm or for a split second at 11:37am. The precise time will be randomly selected each day and you don't know which it is.
I wish Jon Stewart ran things.
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From: Boston | Registered: Aug 2003
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Granted: However, in a bid for ultimate control the League of Puppies declares war on both the Kindergartnernation and the Legion of Baby Pandas. And so you're wish is responsible for starting a very very adorable WW III.
I wish men's fashions were hotter.
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Granted, All men's fashion now consists of woolen clothing with muscle rub medication coating on the inside.
I wish I had a set of mens leather clothing that fit me.
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Granted. You now own a Gates costume made entirely of leather. It also requires the assistance of three others just to get the abdomen set up right.
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Granted: Now the Aussie's are no longer unique from the rest of the world when they look at those tall hoppy animals and say, "aren't those something else?"
Next: I wish my DVD player wasn't broken.
From: East Toledo | Registered: Jul 2003
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Granted. Minestrone's not burnt because you have no gas or electricity.
I wish my kids would get up each day and make their own breakfasts, and pack their own lunches, and that there would be no tragic consequences like kitchen fires, salmonella outbreaks, etc.
From: Washington DC | Registered: Oct 2004
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Granted: Now the wife has more time to nag you as the last remaining member of the family that can't make a meal without causing an outbreak of something nasty.
I wish there were a couple more inches of snow so I could go x-country skiing in the park.
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Nasty genie needs to go off in to a corner and count to five hundred before unleashing this wish...
From: Denver, CO | Registered: May 2004
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Granted! You get 2 feet of white fluffy snow dumped on you in one night. However, you are trapped at work, 35 miles from your home and your skiis.
I wish I had a snow shovel.
From: Denver, CO | Registered: May 2004
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Granted, you have a snow shovel made of ice.
I wish people weren't stupid.
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