The ultimate gentleman's gentlemen ,Sebastian Cabot (aka Mr. French), has been resurrected to-ah-help you around the house, and boy is he frisky after all those years of being dead. Enjoy!
I wish I could be a ROCK STAR !
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You are now the star (made of stone) that sits atop the San Jacinto Monument, just outside Houston.
I wish the United States would finally switch to the Metric System.
-------------------- The only character in all of literature who has been described as "badnass" while using the phrase "vile miscreant."
From: The Pyngwyn Colonies of Planet Hyustyn | Registered: Aug 2005
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Granted, your puppy named "Social Security" has been fixed.
I wish everyone in the world was gay for 10 years.
-------------------- Five billion years from now the Sun will go nova and obliterate the Earth. Don't sweat the small stuff!
From: Boston | Registered: Aug 2003
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Granted, it's the gay '90s -- 1890's. Hey Let's party like its 1899.
I wish Congress would repeal the Defense of Marriage Act and that the Supreme Court would find that gay marriages in Massachusetts had to be recognized as valid marriages under all federal and state laws.
From: Washington DC | Registered: Oct 2004
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But when Pat Robertson and Jerry Falwell get married, every decent American, gay or straight, are so disgusted that the entire institution of marriage falls by the wayside.
I wish that at least 10 percent of every transaction was devoted to making the world a better place.
From: Vancouver, BC, Canada | Registered: Dec 2003
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10% of every transaction is devoted to making the corner of 4th Ave and 44th St in Manhattan a better place. 4th and 44th is amazing, it's breathtaking, unfortunately the rest of the world lies in shambles of chaotic misery.
I wish I owned a condo at the corner of 4th Ave and 44th St in Manhattan.
From: Washington DC | Registered: Oct 2004
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Granted, The condo is located at 4th Ave & 44th st in Manhattan, Kansas Community Profile Also the condo is located in the sub-sub-sub-basement. The mold smell covers the smell of rat excrement.
I wish that there is never another story about Britney Spears in the newspaper or on TV ever again.
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From: Boston | Registered: Aug 2003
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Granted, but now you have to live with her in Lad boy's small, moldy basement condo in Manhattan, Kansas (landlord Lad Boy never comes to visit, and refuses to fix things, despite the high rent).
I wish Manhattan, Kansas was even less interesting than it is now.
From: Vancouver, BC, Canada | Registered: Dec 2003
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Graned, but the only job you can find these days is on the local Manhattan Kansas weekly newspaper writing public interest pieces!
I wish I could retire to a small island off the coast of Bimini.
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From: Paragon City on patrol | Registered: Jul 2003
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Granted! You're now a retiree on the beautiful island of Bimini. Your also a paunchy, crabby, sixty five year old who's hard of hearing and can't get it up! Here's a thong, an ear-horn and a bottle of viagra! Live it up while you can Gramps!
I wish I could speak French.
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Granted, you can speak French, but you don't understand French. Even when you speak it, it sounds like gibberish to you.
I wish "Superman Returns" had not been made.
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From: Boston | Registered: Aug 2003
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Granted, but an uncannily similar "superman Comes Back" was released this summer.
Next: I wish it'd be 23 degrees Fahrenheit for 7 consecutive days in my yard so I could turn the porch into an ice skating rink for my kids and they'd stop nagging me about it.
From: Washington DC | Registered: Oct 2004
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And your children soon become world class figure skating competitors! So now you'll be spending the next ten years staying in motels and sewing rhinestones and sequins on their oh-so glittery outfits.
I wish I had a jaguar. The car you nasty genie, not the animal. HA!
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Granted! But it needs a new moter, a new transmission, and is rusting so badly it barely holds together. But the car payments you are making on it are as if it were brand new!
I wish Ram Boy would drive his Jaguar to Manhattan, Kansas.
From: Vancouver, BC, Canada | Registered: Dec 2003
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