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Granted. The average IQ is now around 160. Nasty Genie just hates to have to tell you this Quislet (teehee), but the list of eligible contestants waiting to get on Jeopardy just got a hell of a lot longer.
I wish I could hang out with Paris, Britney and Lindsay. Wow, wouldn't that be fun!
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Granted! You get to spend the day with Paris, Britney and Lindsay, three very spoiled and very noisy Yorkshire terriers.
I wish I were the person my dog thinks I am.
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Granted! You're the doggone coolest person ever. You get to lick everyone instead of shake hands, you get to sniff their butts, and from the right person, a belly rub is better than a good steak.
I wish February was over with already.
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Granted. You now have the power to tune into radio station KEWL anytime you want. The highlight of their programming is the daily farm report.
Next: I wish I didn't have to go deeper in debt to get a new car.
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Granted: "Clone Wars, the Return of Clone Wars" has just completed filming. And boy, is it ever GOOD. Unfortunately, the movie studio that made it, Nasty Genie Productions, has opted not to release it. Instead they've released "Heidi VI, Heidi learns to yodel." Here's a free ticket!
Next:
I wish I was a super hero.
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Unfortunately, in the most recent company-wide crossover you were retconned out of existence.
I wish more people would eat their veggies.
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Granted, you have a boat made of ice. Better enjoy it before the temperatures rise.
I wish DC would give me copies of all their archive series.
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Granted DC sends you an 8mm film of a hand turning microfiched sheets depicting the entire collection Archives...40 archive pages per sheet.
I wish I could kick this cold.
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Granted, you now have the legs of Radio City Rockette. The kickiest legs in show biz. What you choose to kick with them is your own damn business.
I wish I could swing on a star.
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granted, however the heat from the star vaporizes you instantly.
I wish every day was like Christmas
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Granted, here are the bills you've amassed for all those presents.
I wish the workweek were shorter
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