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Granted, On the way it breaks down. A kindly motorist stops to help him. The motorist (of the gender Ram prefers) falls in love with Ram. They settle down together. The motorist is richer than Bill Gates, better looking than Bragelina, and the nicest person in the whole world.
Gee Kent, too bad you hadn't wish for yourself to have driven Ram's jaguar to Manhattan, Kansas.
I wish I had the best bologna sandwich in the whole world - gratis.
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From: Boston | Registered: Aug 2003
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You're in luck! You get the best bologna sandwich for lunch. And supper. And breakfast. And lunch. And supper. In fact, that's all you ever get again. Bologna sandwiches.
I wish my supply of coconut syrup was always well stocked.
From: Denver, CO | Registered: May 2004
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No it isn't. The Legion of Super-Heroes is made into a movie, starring Gilbert Gottfried as Lightning Lad, Britney Spears as Saturn Girl, Gary Coleman as Brainiac 5, and RuPaul as Cosmic Boy. Directed by Michael Moore. Screenplay by Bill O'Reilly.
I wish everybody always had enough nutritious tasty things to eat.
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From: Boston | Registered: Aug 2003
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Everyone on earth has a pot. In each pot is a chicken. Unfortunately fire hasn't been invented. The mortality rate from chicken tartare is alarming. The future of the human race is in jeopardy.
I wish the house for sale across the street would be bought by a cute, generally shirtless, 28 year-old expert Volkswagen mechanic who likes to do free repair work for all of his VW-owning neighbors.
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From: Washington DC | Registered: Oct 2004
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Granted. The house is bought by a cute, generally shirtless, 28 year-old expert Volkswagen mechanic who like to do free repair work for all of his VW-owning neighbors. Unfortunately, he lives in California and rents the house in your neighbourhood out to a portly 80-year old man who wears shorts with black knee socks.
I wish my friend's computer didn't have a problem he wants me to look at.
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From: The Pyngwyn Colonies of Planet Hyustyn | Registered: Aug 2005
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Granted. It now has 10 problems he wants you to look at.
I wish I could be on Jeopardy
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From: Boston | Registered: Aug 2003
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However, the night before your appearance you spend so much time posting on Legion World that you develop a nasty case of carpal tunnel syndrome in both thumbs. Good Luck!
I wish I could smack you for being so nasty Genie.
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Granted. Two more people have read it. They were not impressed.
I wish they all could be California boys.
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