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Congress passes a new amendment eliminating the Supreme Court and replacing it with an American Idol/Dancing with the Stars voting system where ordinary Americans decide court cases.
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John Roberts quits his job when he's tapped to appear on Dancing with the Stars. His elegant yet spicy interpretation of the rumba wins him the competition and encourages the remaining justices to likewise quit and follow their dreams. The Judicial branch of the U.S. government falls into utter chaos.
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"Dancing With the Stars" loses viewers when the producers try to expand the franchise with "Dancing with the Stars: Special Victims Unit"
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Interest in "Dancing with the Stars" soars when the show is rebooted as "Dancing with the Stars of Legion World"
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Americans tune in anxiously to watch us as we cut a rug with our characteristic style and panache. Imagine then their "surprise" as they watch a pantless Pov doing the jitterbug. They quickly decide that "Matlock" reruns may not be so bad after all.
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The Matlock/Dancing with the Stars of Legion World Holiday Crossover miniseries gives the Discovery Channel its highest ratings ever!
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Aliens come and answer all our scientific questions. There is nothing left to discover, making the Discovery channel obsolete.
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quote:Originally posted by Quislet, Esq.: "Dancing With the Stars" loses viewers when the producers try to expand the franchise with "Dancing with the Stars: Special Victims Unit"
Brilliant, Quis!
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Sarah Silverman manages to offend all seven muses who pack their backs and head back to Olympus, leaving mankind only Play-Doh and a couple Crayolas to create all their future masterpieces (Thomas Kinkade, strangely enough, continues to flourish).
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Gay men singlehandedly bring the arts back and make the world more fabulous.
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Gay men are distracted from pursuing their artistic expressions by a sign at Abercrombie and Fitch that says "All Merchandise 50% off."
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The fashion world's ruling elite declare Abercrombie & Fitch passe. The new look is floral muumuus for men and orange jumpsuits for women.
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