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Watered down champagne ruins the fundraiser.
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Two gallons of moonshine in the bed of my '73 El Camino make champagne (and most everything else) irrelevant.
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But drinking half a bottle of Everclear in the back of a rusted out 78' Plymouth Volare w/no tires and a dead hooker in the trunk would still be classier.
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Due to lack of vintage Volares and shortage of hooker corpses, we'll have to settle for a Craigslist personal ad and this: Volare scrap in Chicago
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Craig's List sells out to Microsoft and now charges for each personal ad.
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The ease with which Microsoft's security protocols are violated means Craigslist is still free -- at least for you unscrupulous types.
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Microsoft hires 13 year old hackers to fix the security leaks.
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13-year-old hackers, distracted by an Adam Hughes poster of Power Girl, lose their low-paying jobs and return to idleness in their desolate New Dehli suburbs.
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In order to reduce lower back problems, Power Girl is forced to have breast reduction surgery and as a result her pin-up status suffers. To compensate DC decides to give Green Arrows torso it's own poster.
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The Green Arrow torso poster becomes so popular that DC begins overmarketing Green Arrow paraphernalia, which proves to be less popular than they anticipated, resulting in bankruptcy.
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Carl Icahn buys DC's assets in a bankruptcy settlement and merges the company with the vestiges of Eastern Airlines. The resulting financial powerhouse, in a highly leveraged transaction, takes over the world.
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Carl Icahn discovers that money and power do not bring happiness and goes on a spiritual quest.
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Carl Icahn's spiritual quest was just a cover for his real estate quest; he buys several Buddhist Temples and most of the Vatican City.
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