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Real estate values plummit when the aliens predicted by the Church of the Sub-Genius arrive and transport every person on Earth to his/her own private pleasure planet.
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The taxes on private pleasure planets prove too much for most folks budgets. Everybody moves back to earth where they all settle in the Boston area in order to take advantage of the nifty transportation system.
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The high cost of living in Metropolitan Boston precipitates a mass migration to the Southern and Western United States.
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The Publishers Clearinghouse makes everyone a winner and thus able to live in whatever area of the world they want to.
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Publishers' Clearinghouse is declared a terrorist organization and its officers, employees and winners are all shipped off to Gitmo without trial or evidence.
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Disney Gitmo is such a success that the economy of Cuba becomes the best in the world. The Communist government of Cuba buys controlling interest in Disney stock and make it a socialist company.
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A revolution overthrows Castro's government.
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Video of the revolutionaries gunning down Donald Duck is posted on youtube, and they are immediately invaded by the Coalition Of Nations Whose Children Will Not Stop Crying, Dammit, What Is Wrong With You.
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The Coalition Of Nations Whose Children Will Not Stop Crying, Dammit, What Is Wrong With You succeeds, but 20-30 years later those children sue the Coalition Of Nations Whose Children Will Not Stop Crying, Dammit, What Is Wrong With You for trauma, pain and sufffering, after proof surfaces that the Coalition Of Nations Whose Children Will Not Stop Crying, Dammit, What Is Wrong With You fabricated the videos in the first place.
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The suit against the Coalition Of Nations Whose Children Will Not Stop Crying, Dammit, What Is Wrong With You is dismissed due to expiration of the statute of limitations.
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The Universal Coalition of Trial Lawyers (in order to protect the rights of the oppressed, and the right of Trial Lawyers to make large contingency fees on more accessible class-action lawsuits) successfully lobbies for the repeal of Statute of Limitations allowing them to sue the Roman Invasion of Gaul.
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All the lawyers come back to life when both Heaven and Hell reject them. The lawyers then sue the Royal Shakespeare Company on the tort action of battery.
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Having been declared legally dead, the resurrected lawyers lack standing in court to pursue their case, setting back the cause for Reanimated Rights for decades.
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