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The case is overturned on appeal by the US Supreme Court who rule that freedom of religion is not protected by the First Amendment after all.
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Article III of the Constitution is retconned out of existence by Lex Luthor and Dick Cheney.
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Dick Cheney is retconned out of existence thanks to a butterfly-stomping time traveller, proving there is a god and retconning the retcon.
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Butterflies are made extinct by the Bush/Cheney policies on the environment -- proving that there is a god, but that he's Lex Luthor.
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Bush/Cheney (aka: Cheney/Bush) policies are themselves made extinct by a voting public that's in very bad mood.
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The voting public is made obsolete by widespread use of electronic voting machines manufactured by Halliburton.
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An astute six-year old boy pulls the plug on electronic voting machines.
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Bionicles holds the attention of the six year old boy
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Kid Prime obliterates Gobots; Legion World mourns the loss of the collateral damage formerly known as Kent Shakespeare.
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