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Optimus Prime tells Kid Prime he's grounded for fighting with other transforming vehicles.
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The media powers that be decide that there is no money to be made in the Transformers franchise and cancel Megatron and all the Decepticons and Transformers.
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The media powers that be all lose their jobs in the general implosion of the economy.
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To make more money the big network boss cancels the multiverse (and Earth-33) in favor of "9 Circles of Hell Network" where you watch all your favorites of yesteryear get what they deserve for all eternity.
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The Supreme Court rules in favor of the FCC forcing the 'Nine Circles of Hell Network" to rename itself the "9 Circles of You-know-where network."
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The Supreme Court succumbs to a deadly mutant bacterium residing in those festive holiday caramel-spice lattes from Evil Mermaid Coffee, LLC.
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Evil Mermaid Coffee, LLC is sued out of business by Quislet, Esq.
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Quislet, Esq. perishes tragically when outraged pretentious coffee drinkers stone him with last year's fruitcake.
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Pretentious coffee drinkers hide in shame when Ashton Kutcher... ahem... "Punk's" them by replacing their grande half-caf mocha lattes with Folger's Crystals.
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Folger's Crystals are mined to extinction by renegade Braalians invading Earth.
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Bird Spit Soup is forever ruined when Campbell's and Progresso brands replace it with watered-down chemically versions, just like they ruined everything else.
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Campbell's & Progresso are swallowed up by Leland McCauley and R.J. Brande (respectively) in the Great Interplanetary Buyout War of 3009.
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