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From: Vanity, OR | Registered: Dec 2008
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Regular brushing and flossing calms down the militant dentists.
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From: The Pyngwyn Colonies of Planet Hyustyn | Registered: Aug 2005
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All of the dentists become ... calm ... too calm ... slacking off far too much.
Gingivitis becomes rampant ... and sentient ....
stages a coup, takes over the world ... orders all dentists exterminated. It's a gingivitis eat gingivitis world.
From: Ninja Land | Registered: Nov 2004
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Good dental hygiene becomes impossible when paranoid persons outlaw fluoride.
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From: The Pyngwyn Colonies of Planet Hyustyn | Registered: Aug 2005
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Paranoid persons are rightly paranoid for they are the prime targets of zombies who can run; now they're all dead meat.
From: in your dreams | Registered: Jan 2012
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Zombies go out of fashion when vampires once again become all the rage.
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Vampires re-emerge when it is revealed that the sun destroying vampires is a modern invention and has basis in European folklore.
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Titans Idol - vote for your favorite Titans members!
From: Wouldn't you like to know? | Registered: Oct 2003
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or you can do the confusion 'til your head falls off
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The Razzie judges disband their organization rather than sit through Battlefield Earth 2 In 3-D.
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From: Vanity, OR | Registered: Dec 2008
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I guess with the digital movies a match would not help. But a giant magnet will erase all the copies of Battlefield Earth 2 in 3-D.
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