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The aroma of freshly brewed coffee wakes us up from a lack of reality
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Escalating prices at Starbucks and other coffee vendors cause people to turn to alternative fuel sources.
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Competition causes Starbucks to lower their prices.
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Prudish Americans pressure the naked baristas to put some clothes on.
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Network censor bar Janet from appearing on television in anything other than a hermetically sealed radiation suit.
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the ever-expanding plethora of cable channels destroys the power of netowk censors
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The ever-expanding plethora of cable channels fragments the audience even further, so that the the "Ants in the Pants" channel attracts only a dozen children and one brain-damaged adult. Advertizers channel their money elsewhere.
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with advertisers self-exiled from television, truly intelligent and interesting subject matter starts to become the norm.
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Truly intelligent and interesting subjects cause the average viewer's head to explode. Networks retreat into their hourly Paris Hilton update.
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The story of Britney Spears' baby being stuck down Christina Aguilera's well pre-empts the Paris Hilton coverage.
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Paris gets revenge by having a baby and hiring Michael Jackson as babysitter from his balcony.
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