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In keeping with tradition, all of Liza Minelli's new husbands come out as gay and divorce her.
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Strict fundamentalists come into power and outlaw divorce.
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Strict fundamentalists are brought down when the even stricter leather-dominatrices they hired to punish them for being bad, spill the beans to the The Enquirer.
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The Enquirer's credibility suffers a fatal blow when all of its stories are revealed to be true. (Yes, even "Elvis' Bat-headed Love Child Being Raised at Graceland.")
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Philosophers confuse everybody as to what is the nature of truth
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everyone is too busy watching American Idol and other drivel to care what philosophers (other than Homer Simpson) say about anything.
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Homer Simpson is elected president by the people who watch "American Idol" and other drivel. But the nation goes bankrupt when he appoints Barney as Secretary of the Treasury.
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(I think HWW mean Barney Gumble - Homer's best pal and not Barney the purple dinosaur)
Perry Mason is appointed special prosecutor and tries Godzilla for the murder of Barney Gumble.
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(Yes, I meant Barney Gumble, but, if Homer's drunk enough, he just might confuse the two. D'oh!)
Columbo pushes Ironside down a flight of stairs.
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Marshal Matt Dillon orders McCloud to stop fooling around and go back to being his deputy.
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Miss Kitty calls Marshal Matt into the saloon and--ah--detains him.
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Festus catches Matt and Kitty in the act and shoots them both for "derelexicon of duty."
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