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Kitson and Waid move on to their next project: rebooting Pez dispensers.
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The rebooted Pez dispencers malfuction and poke out millions of eyes. The Bubble Yum Bubble Gum Company takes advantage of the crises to promote the relative safety of bubble gum.
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2.5 years of lacklusterism demonstrate Waid's lack of ability to achive his goals.
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When secret memos are discovered that prove that Waid's goals were to drive Pez dispensers out of business, the company is exonerated. Public sympathy gives it a competitive edge in the marketplace against the Bubble Yum Bubble Gum Company.
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Pez takes a tumble when they stake their future on John McCain Pez dispensers.
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The McCain Pez dispensers become hot collectibles and command huge prices on eBay.
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The ebay economy collapses when people realize it is all just junk.
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Junk becomes valuable when labelled "found art".
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Lost Art gets directions from Missing Link and remains, well, lost.
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Missing Link names Lost Art and Geico as co-defendants in an anti-defamation lawsuit.
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I go crazy from seeing one too many commercials, seize control of the world and annihilate all traces of Geico
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Escalating oil proces makes billions give up their cars. Geico goes out of business when no one needs auto insurance anymore.
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