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The adult toy industry trademarks the name "Fundies". Former fundies have no choice now but to go home and mind their own business.
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without fundies, world affairs get too sane and too boring. News media, pamplet publishers, weapons contractors and other industries reliant on unstablity go bankrupt, causing a serious recession.
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The recession ends when Bill Gates buys the United States of America (now MSUSA), and gives it a cash infusion of a zillion dollars from his cookie jar.
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MSUSA fails to perform as marketed. It is deeply discounted and repackaged as MSCanada.
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The MSCanada virus spreads, creating MSAsia.
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The fourteen-year-old boy in Munich is distracted when he finds the first Golden Ticket and leaves to tour Willy Wonka's factory.
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Concerned Pediatricians shut down Willy Wonka's factory as a step in fighting childhood obesity.
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Insurance concerns cause pediatricians to abandon their practices and become baristas at Starbucks.
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Starbucks goes under when the public collectively and suddenly realizes they serve really bad coffee.
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The rise of WiFi, Wii, and Whatsis make viewing commercial television a quaint, old fashioned hobby.
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