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Escalating oil prices lead to the develop of an alternative fuel source based on the sweet potato.
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My mother-in-law's sweet potato casserole recipe causes demand and price for sweet potatoes to escalate astronomically, making fossil fuels look cheap in comparison.
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A technological breakthrough lets people enjoy the taste of your mother-in-law's sweet potato casserole even while your cars use them for fuel; this envrio-friendly and tastebud-friendly win-win situation prevents fossil fuels from making a comeback.
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After it's discovered that Lad Boy's mother-in-laws sweet potato casserole causes wooziness and explosive diarrhea in 7 out of every 10 lab rats tested (and just causes cars to explode), consumers switch over to the newly improved slinky-mobile.
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The Slinky-Mobile's fortunes fall when it fails to walk down stairs (alone or in pairs).
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The Doctor will save humanity from being mutated into Daleks
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The Doctor regenerates into The Bucket Woman who becomes very upset when someone drops a piece of her Royal Doulton with the hand-painted periwinkles.
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Patsy and Edina show up drunk off their arses to one of her candlelight suppers and finish off the rest of the Royal Doulton (and Hyacinth).
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Patsy and Edina, so saturated in alcohol from decades of overconsumption, spontaneously combust.
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Decades of alcohol overconsumption produce a plethora of brilliant music, literature, poetry and legislation.
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The brilliant music, literature, poetry, and legislation are banned when it is discovered that, played backwards, they contain Satanic messages.
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Annoyed and insulted, Satan has those responsible for the ban liquidated, so that generations of teenagers to come can enjoy his backward vocal stylings.
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Robert Green Ingersoll proves that Satan is just a myth
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