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With the release of Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows reading books becomes popular again, making people forget their Wiis and Whatzises.
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The absence of any further Harry Potter books causes millions of fans to go into withdrawal. Special clinics and support groups (Pottanon) are set up to help them.
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Outdoor Miner begins writing a series of books fully of witty and humorous tales that outsell Harry Potter and entice billions of readers to give up and forget Harry Potter and fiction in general.
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Outdoor Miner stops writing these books when he learns that his contract does not include a provision for payment.
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The book market, now larger than Hollywood, rushes to fix that mistake, as 60 percent of the global economy is now reliant of OM's writings.
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OM makes so much money off the sale of his books that he delegates the actual writing to Mark Waid. True to form, Waid reboots everything and then moves on, leaving fans to tear their hair (and each others') out.
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The Waid fans are labelled heretics and exterminated as the Church of the Outdoor Miner seizes world power, ensuring peace, good reading, and the values of being witty and appreciating avant garde rock bands.
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Followers leave The Church of the Outdoor Minor in droves after it's discovered that OM is actually actress/comedian and evil genius Janeane Garofalo. The charade over, Miss Garofalo declares herself Empress of Earth saying,” What the F*#k you gonna do about it?"
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Janeane Garofalo gives up her royal title when Pixar/Disney offers her a role as a psychotic singing feminist chef in Ratatouille parts 2 and 3.
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The Board of Health shuts down production of Ratatouille parts 2 and 3, saying it sets a bad example to show how cute rats are in restaurants, thereby depriving Janeane of her role.
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Privatization and corporate influences render the Dept of Health a completely ineffective agency.
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An epidemic of botulism exposes the ineptitude of privitzation and corporate influence in Public Health.
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The United States finally gets a nationalized health service, eliminating the inept private and corporate influences on health care.
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Michael Brown is appointed head of the US Health Service.
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